Move over Fiji! Australia is officially the coup d’etat capital of the world
16 September, 2015. 11:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IT'S OFFICIAL. Australia has had more changes in leadership than the archipelago nation of Fiji, known for it's beautiful beaches and bloodless coups. But after the recent developments to come out of Canberra, our nation has pipped Fiji to take out the top spot.
A coup, known simply in Australia as a...
Malcolm Turnbull Rejects His Liberal Slave Name
15 September, 2015. 16:20
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Former Minister of Communications minister and Prime Minister-elect, Malcolm Turnbull, has told ABC 24 this morning that he will no longer acknowledge his own last name.
The self-made-millionaire Member for Wentworth believes that his own last name had "been whipped, tarnished and exploited" by an overbearing master to the point where it no...
EXCLUSIVE: Malcolm Turnbull Live-Tweets Leadership Challenge
14 September, 2015. 22:25
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
What an emotional afternoon. Starting from 16:00 pm when former Communications Minister, Malcolm Turnbull announced his intention to challenge Tony Abbott for Prime Ministership.
At 21:52 tonight it was revealed that he had been successful. The Betoota Advocate has been following this story closely and can now reveal the new Prime Minister's live-tweets from...
Bill Shorten’s Office Found Empty Following #LibSpill Announcement
14 September, 2015. 16:20
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
#BREAKING ABC reporters have been unable to locate the whereabouts of Opposition Leader, Bill Shorten MP, following the announcement of Liberal Party leaderships challenge.
Moments ago, Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull announced to the world that he was challenging Prime Minister Tony Abbott's role as leader of Liberal Party, an announcement that many feel has...
Reclaim Australia Movement Declares “War On The Betoota Advocate”
11 September, 2015. 05:00
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The Betoota Advocate has today been informed that we are to expect an abundance of hate mail and offensive vitriol from the controversial Australian cultural activists known as Reclaim Australia.
The anti-Islamic "Aussie Pride" group has today urged tens of thousands of members to "troll" our humble small-town newspaper, after taking offence at several articles...
A Mosque Will Ruin Our Crystal Meth-Ravaged Town, Says Bendigo Residents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Opponents of the proposed Bendigo Mosque have launched action in the Victorian Court of Appeal to challenge the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal's decision to approve the plans.
The tribunal's decision was followed by big demonstrations in Bendigo last month, when hundreds of people clashed in the city's CBD.
Local patriot, Paul Whiteman, has given his...
Abbott Announces Off-Planetary Solution For Syrian Asylum Seekers
9 September, 2015. 11:10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The Australian Government today announced a 100-year economic model that shows a considerable reduction in the costs of global detention, as well as a humane solution for the hordes currently fleeing war and danger. Announcing a new Government department dedicated to finding solutions for an increasing stateless population, the PM fronted a press conference...
POWER COUPLE: Senator Lambie and Senator Xenophon are official!
8 September, 2015. 10:10
CROUCH CHARLES | Canberra | Contact
According to insiders, two of the country's highest profile federal senators Jaqui Lambie and Nick Xenophon are official!
This news comes alongside news that the two have forged a political alliance in an attempt to win more seats at the next election.
Sources close to both parties have confirmed that Nick Xenophon secured the heart...
Wests Tigers Board Begs Rabbitohs To Merge Into Joint Venture
7 September, 2015. 11:10
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
One of the NRL's youngest clubs, Wests Tigers, have today asked yet another Sydney-based Rugby League franchise to join their combined venture.
The independently appointed chairperson for the Wests Tigers board, Marina Go, has said that the South Sydney Rabbitohs have been given the option to merge forces with the Tigers brand,...
Rolf Harris, Border Force and dry humping all have something in common
4 September, 2015. 11:04
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IT'S NOT THAT they're all embarrassing now, all of these horrible things were discussed this week in the Betoota Advocate podcast. After a report was released by Her Majesty's Prison Service earlier this week, The Advocate sent Errol Parker to the UK to investigate claims that British entertainer Rolf Harris was being...