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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact NSW Rugby League have today confirmed that they are still very much the NSW Rugby League. This follows the revelations that they will be appointing former NSW coach Laurie Daley to the top job in 2025. Laurie famously lead the NSW Blues to that one series win in 2014, the one they won after losing the previous 8...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An employee at the Betoota Ponds Tavern is today being praised for going above and beyond for his customers. Brad Parker (29) has been labelled a hero by some locals, after taking an arduous task upon him, for the sake of his fellow man and woman. While many would have shied away from the job at hand, Brad...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The crypto craze is officially back, it can be confirmed today. The confirmation came over the last 24 hours, after mum and dad picked up the phone to ask whether they should be buying some of this crypto stuff. Famous for being able to the read the tea leaves, mum has revealed that she reckons it might be...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman in need of a last minute gift for her nephew's birthday has settled on a cheap sandbox kit, which he’ll likely play with for five minutes before it spends the rest of eternity in the landfill. Defending her decision to purchase a junk gift, due to ‘Sam being spoiled’’, Leslie Mason, 29, says it was hard...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local renter, who was not born between 1955-1980, and therefore must spend the entire duration of his 20s living in a poorly maintained rental property that would be condemned in any other developed country except this one, is today weighing up what it's gonna be that gets him. As an Australian adult that was born after the twin...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australian politicians are patting themselves on the back today, after achieving greatness once again. That's because, we are back on the god damn map! Yep, Australia is making global headlines for the first time in months, for a world first social media ban for people under the age of 16. Fresh off the back of the Paris Olympics,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A pair of rapidly ageing parents are today breathing a huge sigh of relief. The source of that relief comes in the form of the Federal Government's landmark new social media ban for people under the age of 16. The world first ban passed parliament last night along with a flurry of other bills. The government is yet...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Chair of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation has this evening moved to show how agile and responsive he and his organisation are. Following global backlash for giving Joe Rogan a bit of a spray, Kim Williams has decided to offer an olive branch. That olive branch comes in the form of an extensive 30 minute investigation into how...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some more welcome news for the nation's property investors, prices in Sydney and Melbourne are set to momentarily drop over the next few months or so. This comes as projections from analysts shows a 5-10% drop on the horizon for the two biggest cities, as interest rates continue to bite like a forged document Pitty that's been...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who recently went down a rabbit hole about the insane Victorian-era beauty regimes is blissfully unaware that her skincare products have pretty harmful stuff in them too, concluding that she’s ‘so glad standards are higher now.’ Speaking to our reporter, Chelsea Rhodes, 31, says she can’t believe how stupid people were back in the day, stating that...