Politics

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation's opposition leader has reportedly been rushed to hospital this afternoon, after a shocking health scare in the bush capital. This comes after Peter Dutton decided to bring a large chunk of uranium into Parliament House today, causing our parliamentarians to scramble in a mad rush. It's believed Dutton brought the sizeable lump of uranium into the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Party is once again proving themselves to be the saviours of rural Australia, by destroying yet another Coalition Government from the inside. As of this morning, the NSW Government is on the brink of collapse - after yet another high-ranking Liberal MP resigns from cabinet before the anti-corruption watchdog could even sink the teeth into whatever the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s has put the proposed referendum on constitutional recognition of Indigenous people front and centre over the weekend, during his landmark address at the 2022 Garma Festival. Speaking at the opening of the four-day cultural event, Mr Albanese unveiled a proposed the official ballot question that will decide any alterations to Australia’s founding document. The Labor Government...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The GirlBossification of Bob Katter continues today, as the Member For Kennedy finds himself surrounded by 11 moderate female MPs that have followed his well-worn path of disrupting the major parties as an Independent. It’s a crossbench made up of the six Teals who snatched Liberal heartland seats, Cabramatta Independent Dai Le, South Australian three-termer Rebekha Sharkie, Indi’s Helen...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Parliament resumes two months after the cataclysmic political shift that was the 2022 Federal Election, The Member For Kennedy now finds himself navigating through a brave new world. While never one to shy away from making unusual friends on with his fellow crossbench freaks, Bob Katter had never considered what life would look like as the Father Of...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Former NSW deputy premier John Barilaro has finally landed on a plausible excuse as to why he was in an Origin style blue with a photographer in the north Sydney suburb of Manly. After denying he manhandled the man he was seen manhandling on camera, Barilaro stated he is tired of being treated like a criminal whether it be...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has finally fronted the media today, after yet another bombshell was dropped on the parliamentary inquiry investigating the former deputy premier John Barilaro's appointment to the state government's wildly pointless position of 'US trade commissioner'. It is believed that Perrottet was avoiding all media as long as possible this morning, as the stink of the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the nation battles through the devastating third wave of the spicy cough, the government has reminded everyone that they really are the people to look after the little man and woman. The reminder comes in the form of a public statement from Prime Minister Anthony Albanese who has refused to re-instate pandemic leave payments. Previously, workers had been...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new Prime Minister has today proven that he is nothing but ScoMo-in-a-red-tie. This comes as Anthony 'Fly Overseasy' Albanese skirts his responsibilities as PM by opting to take an unannounced holiday in Ukraine, rather than help Australians stuck in the middle of a natural disaster that happened 12 hours ago. As of this morning, tens of thousands of NSW...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The 2021 census results confirm that No Religion has continued to be Australia’s fastest-moving religion as citizens turn away from Christianity, proving that the Morrison government might have left a lasting legacy afterall. The most recent data from the 2021 census shows that 38.9% of Australians identify as having no religion, nearly double that of Catholicism at 20% with...