Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After enduring generational damage to the Liberal Party brand at the 2022 Federal Election, the party's rising talent within the NSW Government have today taken another blow. The NSW government has today bowed to the rail union, after being brutalised by endless industrial action that has been causing chaos for commuters for over a year. After going to war with...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a powerful statement to the nation this week. The new head of the government has moved to disarm some of his enemies in parliament, by pulling off a coordinated attack on the crossbench. While attending the baptism of a family member at St Brigid's Church in Marrickville, Albanese has reportedly had his...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has finally responded to questions about an interesting job appointment for an ex-politician. Questions have been raised about the former NSW Deputy Premier John Barilaro being given a $500,000 a year trade US trade role, with other well-qualified applicants being overlooked. The trade role was created by Barilaro himself in 2020, during his time...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that has both divided Greens followers and given Sky News journalist Paul Murray a raging erection to the point of priapism, Greens leader Adam Bandt has refused to have the Australia flag behind him at a press conference. Bandt explained the move, saying, "For many Australians, this flag represents dispossession and the lingering pains of...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPrime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises to increase the minimum wage, sign Australian Government's new target to cut emissions by 43% by 2030 and having an incredibly heartwarming meeting with the Nadesalingam family who have finally returned home to the Biloela community. With so much going on, it’s understandable...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Electoral Commission has today confirmed that Zed is officially dead. In a Federal Political sense, that is. This comes after the people of the Australian Capital Territory asked 'who's Zed?' "Zed's dead baby," said a spokesperson for the AEC, sitting aboard a motorbike that has just come into their possession for some reason. After weeks of counting,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just weeks after storming to power, Australia's new communist government is asking the peasants to limit their energy use as the nation's infrastructure begins to buckle under the pressure. President-for-life Anthony Albanese's energy General, Chris Bowen, has told the state media this morning that energy producers have been put on notice during this crisis to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire Australian media landscape, from the culture wars desperados at NewsCorp to the Stockholm Syndromed ABC, are still struggling with the fact that the Liberal Party just lost 50% of their sitting MPs at the 2022 Federal Election. The bizarre fantasy has become rather clear this week, as radio programmes and newspapers around the country continue to act...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has today revealed to the nation that they are really starting to feel themselves. Less than a fortnight after winning government, and just a couple of days after securing a majority, the ALP has decided to bring up some of the big issues for people who live less than 15 minutes from a capital...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Albanese government's front bench was officially sworn in by the Governor-General last night, with the Prime Minister revealing a few unexpected changes - in what is undeniably the most diverse Federal Cabinet in Australian political history. Albanese said he wanted the ministry to be as reflective of Australia as possible, and has appointed a record number of women...