Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Scotty From Marketing continues to poll worse than any Liberal Prime Minister since the Vietnam War, the only punch that seems to be landing on his Federal Opposition is the overreaching allegations that senior ALP members have effectively conspired to assassinate their own colleagues. Parliament's 'mean girls' saga has surprisingly made more front pages on the Murdoch mastheads...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the recovery effort from a devastating natural disaster now in his rearview, the Prime Minister has gotten stuck into the real issues this week and started campaigning for this upcoming election. Speaking to Aldi Alan Jones on some weird Sky News live show, Scott Morrison has claimed that he isn't actually trying to be someone he's not....

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The City Of Churches is alight, as South Australia's political leaders went head-to-head for the first time this election campaign in a fiery debate at the Adelaide Hilton Hotel earlier this afternoon. In case you missed this historic showdown that was broadcast live on ABC 24, there seems to only be two horses in this race. The current SA Government,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Liberal Party's pre-election collapse begins to get desperate, Scotty From Marketing has again accused Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese of being too close to China, This comment comes despite the clear warnings from multiple diplomats and intelligence officers that Beijing will take advantage of these kinds of social divisions that come from politicians trying to start culture wars...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT To the dismay of middle and upper-class dads around the nation, sports and politics have once again been mixed up today. This comes with Prime Minister Scott Morrison essentially pouring a bit of red bull into some milk, and calling the nation's rugby coach a Kiwi sleeper cell. The strong accusation comes after a bit few days of...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The Chinese Communist Party have today released a statement in which they admit to making the wrong decision by planting their sleeper cell Anthony Albanese MP in the housing commission flats of Sydney's Camperdown. With the 2022 Federal Election yet to be even called, the Morrison Government is already playing a dirtier game than anyone expected. Faced with unflattering...

WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THOUGH: Former PM Malcolm Turnbull has lashed out at his old colleagues for their desperate attempts to terrify voters about an imminent war with China, warning that such “reckless” comments had “no basis in fact” and harmed our national security. Peter Dutton said on Friday there was “no doubt in his mind” that China want...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT After two whole years of intensive focus groups and market research aimed at softening the public image of Scotty From Marketing, it seems the pre-election strategy of 2022 has been to blame the Prime Minister's wife for every mistake he has ever made. What was supposed to be a light-hearted 60 Minutes puff piece aimed at winning back...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As the entire Federal Cabinet implodes due to Morrison's relentless bridge-burning and factional disputes, even the Government's most historically reliable ally NewsCorp have gone quiet. This may be due to the fact that Scott Morrison, when backed into a corner over the issue of women's safety in Parliament House, decided to fire shots directly at NewsCorp during...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT After a fortnight of leaked text messages and an unprecedented grilling from the same media outlets that got him elected in 2019, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today deduced that his biggest hurdle to re-election is the National Press Club in Canberra. The National Press Club is an association of news journalists, academics, business people from both...