Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some very exciting news out of Canberra this week, it seems the Morrison government are hoping ban any citizens from voting unless they can present a specific form of identification. The bill, which passed the Coalition party room on Tuesday but is yet to be introduced to parliament, looks a lot like the American past time of voter...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 9 years of ridiculing scientists and hiding all research surrounding alarming climate change trends, the Federal Government has declared they have a plan to reach net zero emissions by 2050. Just 48 hours before he boards a flight to Glasgow, Scotty From Marketing and the Energy minister Angus Taylor used the word "plan" up to 100 times in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two weeks of slaving over the decision to turn their backs on the only political ideology they have ever stood for, the National Party has reluctantly agreed to sign up to a net zero emissions target by 2050. This comes despite the opposition of leader Barnaby Joyce and other major players within the Morrison government's inconveniently rural allies. Their...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A cheerful Scott Morrison fronted the media this morning with the hopes of putting all the unpleasantness of the past two years behind him and his government. However, the issue of said government blocking the inquiry into who funded former Attorney-General Christian Porter's legal fight against the ABC and esteemed journalist Louise Milligan is still...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than a fortnight until he is scheduled to land in Glasgow to pretend he gives a fuck about the future of the planet, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is still waiting for his National Party colleagues to sign off on his plan to compromise literally every industry they've ever made promises to. It is believed that Scotty...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has reportedly asked one of his staffers to notify him when his coalition colleagues has made the tough decision to sign up to Net Zero Emissions, so that he can start packing his bags for another trip overseas to be photographed with the Queen and the US President. This comes after a week of scrambling by...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tensions continue to rise in Canberra this week, after Scotty From Marketing was told to wait patiently until his coalition allies in the National Party are ready to admit to the climate science that they've actively been writing off as hippy rubbish for the last twenty years. The government is trying to gently convince the Nationals to support its...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THOSE DRUNKEN TOOTHLESS HICKS!! Barnaby Joyce says his party won't be "forced into a corner" on the government's proposed pathway to net zero carbon emissions by 2050. This comes after a week of Morrison trying to gently convince the Nationals to support his overnight decision to start listening to the scientists that have been tearing their hair out for...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has today revealed the reason behind the Nationals hesitation on committing to Net Zero 2050. Speaking in parliament today after the mammoth 8 hour National Party meeting yesterday, Barnaby Joyce explained that he needs to do what is right for him and his colleagues. His comments come as pressure is heaped on...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has called out social media companies for allowing people to vilify others and spread misinformation without consequences The PM flagged potential changes around digital accountability yesterday, as he labelled social media a “coward’s palace” where liars can “destroy people’s lives”. “ say the most foul and offensive things to people, and do so with...