Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today yelled his way through a 30 minute press conference, after the terrifying realisation that he had missed an opportunity to take credit for something he'd had nothing to do with. After delaying Australia's jab roll-out by 6 months because he was too busy starting a trade war with China and Europe to even bother...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what can only be described as another dummy spit from a man who is desperately trying to shift blame away from his catastrophic jab roll-out, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has accused Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk of “holding the federal government to ransom”. Scotty had previously slammed Palaszczuk’s “shakedown politics” back in July - after she refused to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing says the NSW anti-corruption watchdog that has forced the resignation of several NSW premiers and the incarceration of more than two dozen state MPs, is a 'real problem'. It comes after NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian announced on Friday she would resign as NSW Premier and from parliament after the state’s Independent Commission Against Corruption...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Prime Minister has been left in a state of confusion after showing up to watch the NRL Grand Final in his home state of NSW. After failing to answer his work phone, the Prime Minister’s inner ring began a series of thinking exercises to determine where Scotty would be using Scotty logic. “OK it’s Sunday, maybe he’s at church...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Politicians from all parties, journalists, public figures and Prime Minister Scott Morrison have been quick to praise the outgoing New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian this afternoon - in what can only be described as a breathtaking insight into how Australia's political class view major corruption as simply part of the job. Ms Berejiklian today resigned from her position...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of a New South Wales Premier having to step down from their role due to a corruption investigation, Gladys Berejiklian has today announced that she will resign as soon as the Liberal Party can elect a new leader and will also resign from the NSW Parliament. The Premier has delivered a heartfelt resignation today, in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this week revealed that he's not exactly confident in the leadership of one of the most incompetent politicians he's ever had the great displeasure of calling a colleague The unemployed multi-millionaire from Sydney's Eastern Suburbs has accused the one-millionaire Prime Minister from Sydney's Eastern suburbs of damaging Australia's national security interests by sucking...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There's some good news for regional Australians today! For the first time in decades, the party that is paid to represent people from the bush, is actually going to fight for them. Not on issues like woeful underfunding of health and education services, or the scourge of crystal methamphetamine through local communities, or the mice plague that's about...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has returned from America overnight, after a big week of destroying trade relationships with the European Union in an effort to get photographed alongside Joe Biden and Boris Johnson. He now has two weeks of quarantine ahead of him in Canberra, a protocol that really makes voters question if his 4-day-trip to meet with Rupert Murdoch...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today announced a candidate drive in Queensland's rural working class electorates that his party could once rely on every election. While Annastacia has found success in winning back pivotal seats in the bush and FNQ at a state level, the party continues to suffer federally. Many put this down to...