Politics

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly loving this never-ending Sydney lockdown, because it gives him an excuse to avoid his two best mates. This comes after the news that the PM's close personal confidante and the founder of the Hillsong Church Brian Houston has been charged with concealing evidence related to the alleged child sex crimes committed...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The political party that spent 10 years paying an entire generation of parents a cash bonus of $4000 for every bun that popped out of their oven, says the idea of a jab cash incentive just doesn't make sense. The Morrison Government, which is still stacked with several architects of the infamous 'baby bonus' have been quick to...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Like many people in Melbourne, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is unfortunately learning the hard way that lockdowns are actually very effective at stopping the spread of community transmissions, and that it's very important to take them seriously. Yesterday, Victoria recorded 29 new active cases - today they recorded 19. After less than a week of enjoying freedom, the...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT TARGETS HAVE RES-SHIFTED!!! The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and Australia’s chief medical officer have warned people not to “jump to conclusions” and assume a 38-year-old man who died with blood clots developed them due to opening his Census form that arrived in the mailbox last night.. The man died this afternoon, after opening his mailbox earlier this morning. Australian...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today doubled down on his proposed a $300 cash bonus for Australians who have received both jabs by December 1. Despite the government's hysterical criticism towards an idea that gives money to working people instead of tax-dodging multinationals, the only Labor policy to to reported by the media...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-At-Large | CONTACT The Prime Minister has told media today in Canberra that his close personal friend Brian Houston deserves the presumption of innocence, which in this government means you get a go leading the House of Representatives. "Brian ticks every box" said Scotty. "A natural leader. Someone who is able to keep standing even with all the mud flung at him from...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After another week from hell, the Prime Minister has been called into an urgent crisis meeting this morning. Our PM's Marketing Team called the damage control conference earlier today, in an effort to try and find a way out of this disaster. "This is not a good look Scotty," said one of Morrison's Marketing advisors. "Being mates with...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT While sitting at the bar of a discreet Canberra dive bar tonight, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is starting to feel himself sway from the light of God. He never expected to face such temptation when he impulsively threw his hat in the ring for the 2019 Liberal leadership spill. In fact, he never even thought about being...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT PAY UP SCOTTY: The people of Australia have made it clear that they're sick of the talking. Where's the cash Scotty. Pay up bra. This comes as Scotty From Marketing continues to skirt around a new policy that aims to give every Australian a cash incentive for getting jabbed. The Leader of the Opposition, whose name is Anthony Albanese,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Federal Government has once again shown the nation that they are capable of taking feedback on board. Following long-running allegations of sexual assault, sexual harassment, and the general appalling treatment of women being leveled at the Coalition; powerbrokers have moved to show they are acting on people's concerns by appointing Christian Porter to a coveted parliamentary position....