Politics

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has hit out at Labor’s proposal to offer a $300 incentive to those who get fully vaccinated by December 1. The PM has claimed that the plan is an “insult” to Australians, who deserve a much more professional roll-out strategy, after waiting four months for their jabs to arrive from an laboratory in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "So what ya wanna do...." says Grandpa Kev, as he unfolds the straight razor. "Bung a bit of water on your face. Like so" "Then you grab the can of shaving cream. Give her a little shake. Like so" "Then apply a consistent layer across ya chin, under the nose, and the cheeky" It's really come to this. Grandpa Kev has today realised...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PRIVILEGED TOOTHLESS BOGANS! The Australian media and political classes are relieved this morning, after the extremely dangerous and unorganised rally in Sydney’s CBD yesterday takes the heat off their friends in the government who have spent months cornering distressed citizens into finding comfort in unhelpful conspiracies. For the last 24 hours social media has been awash with blatant classism...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today been met with a chorus of support from inner-city Melbourne residents whose entire identities are based around worshipping him and his government. As Greater Sydney marches towards the back end of their fifth week in lock down, the man responsible for last year's second wave that resulted in 7181 of his own...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SEC: Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has once again spared Scotty From Marketing the humiliation of being exposed as as lazy public servant who spends more time playing with his dick than he spends on the phone to multinational pharmaceutical executives. This isn’t the first time the first time the retired Brisbane...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With just less than 3 million Australians that have received both of their shots, it's become quite clear that Australia's current jab roll-out is the most needlessly complicated government program since they sent letters to the entire population to ask them what their vibe was regarding marriage equality. However, it has been reported today that 38-year-old from Betoota's leafy...

MARKUS VENUTI | Italia  | CONTACT It seems that local Ingham resident Raphael Panucci might change his ways after the run Scotty's been having. This comes after almost an entire lifetime of voting for the LNP as a small business owner who hates the bloody banca and taxaman more than his grandkids could ever know. Due to the fact that the only television he has...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TIME TO MAN UP KID: Scotty From Marketing has pulled up just short of apologising for the problems the government has had with the jab roll-out - but he has today admitted that he is willing to 'take responsibility' - a Prime Ministerial duty that he has shown no interest in until now. "I take responsibility for the problems...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has today come to terms with the fact that he won't be leaving his reluctant posting at Kirribilli House for quite some time, after Scotty From Marketing was again proves to the world that he has a long way to go before he is in any shape to be leading the country. This...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Grandpa Kev has today realised his role as Australia's fill-in father figure might continue indefinitely after our discovering our flakey Prime Minister's plans to once again skip town in the middle of a crisis. While rummaging through the underwhelming 'man cave' at Kirribilli House, Former PM Kevin Rudd has stumbled across some damning documents that point to Scotty From...