Politics

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia has kicked off a short week in style, by revealing that they are still keen to go all in on the climate wars. In the newest culture war aimed at disrupting the news cycle and ensuring that nothing ever changes in Parliament, the Liberal Party and their lackeys in the National Party are...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of Australia's national law making body have decided to bring about the biggest change in the institution's history. Those with the keys to Parliament House have revealed that Question Time as we know it, is no more. For people who aren't journalists or political nerds, Question Time occurs on an allocated number of sitting...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact EDITORIAL Our Federal representatives have spent this week fucking around in Canberra arguing about deporting people and/or putting them in prison forever, while everyone else who doesn't have the luxury of being a useless Canberra-based public servant fuck has to watch on. Despite eroding freedoms and personal savings, the people that Australians have entrusted to manage...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Opposition's 'un-loseable election' campaign has been thrown a hospital pass this week, after the Labor Government announced perhaps one of the most radical policies in recent memory. In an effort to provide both cost-of-living relief - while also getting cars off the road - Queensland Premier Steven Miles has announced that bus, train, ferry and light...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Things have gone from bad to worse for the new Townsville Mayor Troy Thompson today. Famous around the region for his colourful character and his dubious claims, Thompson has been forced to apologise for falsely claiming that he was part of the North Queensland Cowboys system back in the day. This comes fresh off the back of news...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The longest serving lord mayor in the history of Sydney has announced her plans to run for a 6th term, which would mean she serves 24 years in the role. This means she became the mayor in 2004, which is around about the same time that the hysterical gentrification of a post-Olympics Sydney City began. Clover Moore has amassed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local swing-voter who loves Australia and doesn't want a cent from the government has this week finally spoken up about the rare situation he finds himself in politically. As a fiscally conservative small-business owner from a faith-based community who doesn't really care much about any form of socially progressive policy, Ali Awan (54) cannot figure out why...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The man that was directly responsible for building the current framework for Australia's immigration processes, has this week revealed that Australia has too many immigrants. This comes two years after the political party he now leads lost twenty seats in the predominantly multi-cultural working class suburbs of Sydney, Melbourne and Perth at the 2022 Federal Election. In the lead...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are today calling for their former Premier Dan Andrews to break out the Kathmandu puffer jacket and take back his job as the state's fearless leader. This comes as and another case of bird flu has been detected at a second farm in Victoria, according to officials. A case of Avian influenza (H7N3 strain) was confirmed at a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Shadow treasurer Angus Taylor is today delivering his Post-Budget Reply Address at the National Press Club in Canberra. The 57-year-old Liberal MP for the affluent regional seat of Hume, south-west of Sydney, has taken to the stage today to skewer the Albanese Government's 3rd Federal Budget. This is a difficult task, given the fact that Taylor's in-government Opponent Jim...