Dutton Says Manus Detainees Should Relocate To Town He Won’t Visit Without Armed Guards
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Immigration and Border Protection Minister Peter Dutton said the Coalition Government has arranged shelter and other services in the middle of a third-world pacific island community that he wouldn't even visit without an armed security detail.
Hundreds of refugees inside the Manus Island detention centre are determined to stay, despite power, water and food supplies being cut off,...
Tony Windsor Released Unharmed By National Party Goons After Agreeing Not To Run Against Barnaby Joyce
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The National Party of Australia announced this morning that they've released Tony Windsor without harm following his suspected abduction on yesterday morning.
Just after lunch on Friday, the former parliamentarian was rushed as he left a popular Tamworth cafe and forced at knifepoint into the boot of a waiting HSV Statesman.
Bound, gagged and hooded, Mr...
Turnbull Arrives In Goondiwindi On First Day As Agricultural Minister In $8k Panama Hat
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Recently self-appointed Minister for Agriculture, the Honourable Malcolm Turnbull MP, has this morning rocked up to his first day on the job wearing a panama hat thats costs more than most Australians would spend on their first car.
Appointed on 27 October 2017, The Prime Minister now holds the badge of Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources, and is assisted by Senator the...
High Court Discovers Empirical Evidence That Suggests Malcolm Roberts Is Ineligible To Sit In Federal Parliament
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The High Court of Australia has found empirical evidence that disqualifies One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts from sitting in parliament.
Roberts joins a list of five federal politicans that have been ousted from parliament today, which include the likes of the DPM Barnaby Joyce, The Greens Scott Ludlum and Larissa Waters and Fiona Nash of The...
Man Starts Caring About Astronomical Sexual Assault Rate Once It Involves Immigrants
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In the wake of the viral #metoo hashtag, out of touch men worldwide have gained some minor understanding of the sexist underbelly pinned beneath our patriarchal society.
Perhaps most surprising is retired cabbie Alistair Coote (72) who has now started caring about sexual assault upon realising the perpetrators are sometimes immigrants.
“They shouldn’t be allowed to do that!...
Barnaby Dominates Christensen In National Party’s Annual Goanna Pull
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"Suck shit Christo" roared the Deputy Prime Minister, as he massaged his wide-set neck.
"That's what happens when you spend your life behind a desk"
The cheering continues in the background as Barnaby Joyce does a celebratory rnb-style dance move mimicking a wave with his arms. He's just taken home the National Party annual goanna pull trophy - for...
Man Who Used To ‘Bash Poofters’ For Fun Says Leftie Bullies Turned Him Off Voting Yes
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A 55-year-old who spent a big part of the eighties looking for gay men to bash at local parks says he was almost considering lending his vote to marriage equality, until 'these people' tried to make him feel a certain way.
Bradley, a prominent football manager at his medium-sized coastal hometown, says his past behaviour of going poofter bashing...
Revolutionary New Clinic Successfully Reintroduces Canberra Residents To Life Outside
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An amazing new clinic in the outskirts of the Australian Capital Territory has been recognised for it's world-renowned programs aimed at reintroducing Canberra residents to a life outside their circular inland public service-reliant city.
Species reintroduction is the deliberate release of a species into the wild, from captivity or other areas where the organism survives - and has until now never...
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott Retires From Family To Focus On His Politics
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today announced his retirement from his family to spend time with his politics and help himself through "serious career challenges".
This comes just weeks after the Prime Minister declared he was willing to tear both his immediate and extended family a part if it meant protecting the Catholic Church's interpretation of Australian family...
CSIRO: “Mr Abbott, What You’ve Just Said Is One Of The Most Insanely Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard. At No Point In Your Rambling, Incoherent Response Were You...
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The Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) have today released a statement in response to former prime minister Tony Abbott suggested climate change is “probably doing good”
The devout Catholic who staunchly defends his own 'opinions' regarding catastrophic man-made damages to the environment, gave a speech in his hometown of London, in which he likened policies to combat Climate...
