Turnbull reveals postal vote on gay marriage will only cost twice as much as his house is worth
STEVE GAINSBOROUGH | Real Estate | Contact
The Prime Minister of Australia has told a number of Canberra journalists this afternoon that the cost of the post vote on same sex marriage has been 'blown out of proportion' as it'll only cost twice as much as his Point Piper house is worth.
"When you think of it like that," said Turnbull.
"It...
“If we have to blow $122m on something i’ll never acknowledge, why not climate change?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The non-binding and possibly unlawful postal vote plebiscite to determine whether or not Australia is ready to treat gay people like adults will be a waste of money, says Queensland MP, George Christensen.
"Not because it will accurately determine the sentiments held by people outside parliament house, but because those sentiments won't be acknowledged by the house of representatives"...
Nation looks forward to day when the jobs of politicians become automated
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After a disastrous week so far in federal politics, a leading research body has revealed that the overwhelming majority of Australians are looking forward to the day when Parliament is made up of robots.
Roy Morgan Research released their findings this afternoon after a phone survey was conducted by the group this afternoon as the nation grows more and more...
Tony Abbott Says He’ll Support Gay Marriage If That’s What His Voters Want No Homo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
While exhausting all options left to find ways to avoid legalising gay marriage, Tony Abbott has said a postal vote might work but a plebiscite could be better, while talking out of school on 2GB with Ray Hadley.
Mr Abbott said he would argue in the party room Monday that while a non-compulsory postal ballot was "better than...
Abbott: “Prospect of possible gay divorces in the future will just about do me”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The former prime minister Tony Abbott today revealed to journalists that he understands that he probably can't stop the gay marriage train from leaving the platform - but the prospect of 'very dramatic and catty' gay divorces in the future is 'a bridge too far' for the big Catholic.
Speaking to a number of local...
Barnaby Joyce tells Turnbull that he should’ve told Trump to go and get fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Deputy Prime Minister phoned his Liberal counterpart this morning to offer his support after a transcript of a telephone call between Donald Trump and Malcolm Turnbull was leaked to the media overnight.
Barnaby Joyce told the Prime Minister that he should've told the President of the United States to go and get fucked after...
Even Laurie Oakes has had enough of this shit, retires.
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The loudest voice in Australian political journalism has announced his retirement this afternoon, bring to an end a career that has spanned some 49 years.
Laurie Oakes made the shock admission earlier today after revealed to reporters that he's simply 'had enough of this shit' and that 'he's getting too old to deal with it.'
"With the prospect of another...
Dastyari Calls For Ban On All Donations Unless Someone’s Keen To Spot His Flights Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Labor senator Sam Dastyari has called for an end to the way in which parties compete for donations, and a total ban on all future political donations - unless someone wants to sort out some flights for him on his next trip to China.
"I mean, there's just no need for businesses both in and outside Australia to be...
Elected officials entrusted with our laws and taxes unfamiliar with concept of citizenship
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A bunch of stubborn and argumentative individuals who have risen to the top of federal politics off the back of their ability to create new taxes and laws, have this week revealed that they are not that familiar with the concept of citizenship.
As defined by Oxford 'Citizenship is the status of a person recognized under the custom or law as being a legal member...
Malcolm Roberts Spotted Discreetly Watching Sachin Tendulkar Highlights In Office
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Debates rage over controversial One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts, and whether he is eligible to sit in Parliament today, after the climate skeptic nationalist refused to release documents proving he has renounced his dual-citizenship elsewhere in the world.
Senator Roberts was born in India and his father was Welsh, but he denies he is a dual citizen in either...