Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton make the final dash in their election campaigning, the United States' most outspoken enemy is eagerly awaiting the official result, before announcing whether or not they have succeeded in their quest to end Western Civilisation. The Republican candidate has today said he is the "last chance" to fix a broken country while his Democratic...

8 November, 2016. 14:34 IMRAN GASHKORI | Ball Sports | Contact THOUGH THE MEDIA KEEP ramming the rise of Trump and US Election news down the throats of the average punter, a recent study has found only 11 people in Australia care about the result. A combination of over-saturation and honest disinterest has been blamed for the lack of enthusiasm around election news, the...

31 October, 2016 13:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister has stolen the show at the poorly-attended inaugural Parliament House halloween party. Dressed as Greens Party leader, Richard Di Natale, Barnaby Joyce rocked up to the multi-faith prayer room in the Ministerial Wing wearing a black kashmir turtleneck sweater with a Greens Australia badge as well as marijuana leaf pinned to his chest. "I...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Malcolm Turnbull's approval rating lower than it was when his predecessor sent him the hospital pass as the role of Minister for Communication, the Prime Minister is today reminiscing about his time as someone who actually had control of the LNP. Speaking to the press gallery today, Turnbull says he can't believe that voters were more supportive...

25 October 2016. 15:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Mike Baird was seen last night enjoying several responsible, early-evening, mid-strength beverages - as he met with advisors to celebrate the last man of western oriental heritage moving out of Kings Cross. Mr Baird was in high spirits as he allowed himself to unwind, but not too much, as he congratulated himself for 'getting rid...

22 October, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON,  former prime minister Tony Abbott received a telephone apology from Wyatt Roy, one of the maverick MPs who conspired to oust him from the top job in favour of Malcolm Turnbull. The gracious move has all but guaranteed that the Caboolture-native has been crossed off the 58-year-old's "To Kill...

12 October, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE PREMIER OF NEW SOUTH WALES was left embarrassed after his trousers split open as he prepared to announce a 'relaxation' on takeaway alcohol legislation. Speaking to the media this morning in Sydney, Mike Baird was about to speak before he dropped some papers. As he bent over to pick them up,...

11 October 2016. 15:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Mike Baird has been spotted backflipping down the Dapto Greyhound Racing Club last night, racing against the other dogs present at the track. It is believed that the track's motorised 'jack rabbit' was fitted with a brown paper bag full of money, as Baird competed with the popular racing dogs for...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has organised an emergency emu parade on the lawns of Parliament House this morning, after realising he had lost the Prime Minister keys somewhere between his commonwealth car and the front entrance of the building. Dressed in nothing but a sweaty t-shirt and Canterbury football shorts, The Acting Prime Minister...

28 September, 2016. 17:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following Sam Dastyari's resignation from a shadow frontbench position earlier this month, it is believed that the Labor Senator has been 'laying low' at his cousin's place in Lakemba until things cool off. The resignation saw the end to week-long saga over a Chinese company having covered his travel expenses, a  payment which...