Politics

22 August, 2016 14:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Mike Baird has today ruled that special NSW state government rangers will be issuing fines to any street artists seen to be performing 'offensive' or 'unsavoury' music in inner-city Sydney. While giving the opening speech at the Australian Christian Lobby's quarterly AGM, the Premier spoke proudly of the transformation Sydney has seen in the...

16 August, 2016. 11:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Following the embarrassing Climate Change showdown on Q&A last night which saw world-renowned British physicist Brian Cox was forced to explain the concept of temperature to One Nation senator-elect Malcolm Roberts, the visiting professor from Manchester University has today revealed that he is not sure he was even arguing with a...

11 August, 2016. 13:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE NAURU FILES ARE the largest set of leaked documents published from inside Australia’s immigration detention system. They are a set of more than 2,000 incident reports from the Nauru detention centre, written by guards, caseworkers and teachers on the remote Pacific island. They are extremely damning and detail the systematic violation...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact HE WAS SO MOVED BY WALEED ALY'S call to arms to buy name brand milk to support our dairy farmers, he even bought himself a Stetson. However, as time marches on, local socialist Hayden Hatton has fallen back into his old habit of buying the cheapest possible product - and more often than not, it's...

26 July, 2016. 10:56 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact CONTROVERSIAL NORTHERN QUEENSLAND POLITICIAN George Christensen has kept his first election promise by ramping up his war on the powerful anti-mayonnaise lobby who will rest at nothing until the delicious thick, creamy dressing is removed from supermarket shelves. Known throughout Queensland for its ability to turn any sandwich into a finger-licking good time, mayonnaise...

26 July, 2016. 10:56 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TAKING A DRAG OF a Longbeach Menthol then spitting between his filthy Globes, Jaydyn Harper said that he's "not even a fucking racist" because you can't be racist towards a religion. The 23-year-old disability pension recipient took time out from throwing rocks at buses to speak to The Advocate this morning. "Mate, just...

22 July, 2016 14:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following both the Republican and Democratic Conventions, as well as the recent DNC wikileaks emails, political reporters from The Guardian are now trying their very best to cover the US Presidential election without acknowledging the fact that Donald Trump is almost a sure bet to win this thing. Speaking to the Betoota Advocate today, former...

14 July, 2016. 11:05 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Female-on-male and male-on-male oral sex will be banned in New South Wales from July 1 next year, with Premier Mike Baird saying the "widespread and systemic flagrance of sexual activity outside of wedlock" cannot be tolerated by the State Government and police force. Mr Baird and his close friend, NSW Police Chief Scipione, have...

12 July, 2016. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN STICKING WITH HIS plan for our future, prime minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced today that his Fibre to the Node dream for the National Broadband Network will go ahead, because bringing fibre into the home can cause autism. Autism from memes. Speaking today beside the communications minister, the PM outlined that there's...

12 July, 2016. 13:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Last week the recently elected federal senator and leader of the far-right political party One Nation, Pauline Hanson, struck back at the patronising Australian media by posting a video on Facebook, now viewed more than 370,000 times, in which she told her supporters she was putting the news outlets on notice. I wouldn’t mind a...