Dutton To Let Young Voters Raid 50k From Their Super To Buy Homes That Will Now Cost $500k More
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The Federal Opposition has this week launched their new and extremely wordy slogan for 2025: Let's Get Australia Back On Track.
After sitting on the sidelines doing nothing except half-heartedly campaigning against social justice initiatives and tax breaks for the poor, the Liberals are now ready to be taken seriously as a real contender in the upcoming election.
Aside from...
Zuckerberg Begins Wearing Gold Chains After Being Exposed To Macedonian Concreters From Wollongong
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Mark Zuckerberg’s is no longer the unfashionable nerd that was portrayed in the 2010 Hollywood biopic 'The Social Network'.
A string of recent public appearances and interviews, The Facebook owner has been seen sporting a more stylish look - including designer sportswear, a $95k De Bethune DB25 Starry Varius wristwatch, and a gold chain.
On top of this, it seems...
English Tourist Exposes Breasts At Betoota Hotel While Husband Eats Sardine Sandwiches Courtesy of Local Constabulary
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Arriving in town in their Land Rover Defender at around eleven on the morning of December 21st were Jeremy Prendergast and his wife, Clover. Both poms.
Mr. Prendergast had parked the vehicle at the meter just up the road from The Lord Betoota Hotel.
With Christmas rapidly approaching, the proprietor of The Betoota had just completed the installation and...
Naughty Kids From Tarong, Callide, Liddell, Mount Piper, Port Augusta Wake Up To Lumps Of Uranium
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The Coalition's half a trillion dollar nuclear transition is upon us, and it is already lighting up the homes of rural Australia.
Naughty kids from the neglected regional towns right across the country are today waking up to lumps of Uranium, instead of coal.
This follows the Liberal Party's many headline-grabbing but extremely vague plan to build nuclear plants on...
Family Now Able To Laugh About Cousin Being Thrown In The Watch House On Christmas Eve 3 Years Ago
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With Christmas Day now less than a week away, excitement is high right across the country.
Offices and worksites are closing down for the year, and families are starting to load up the cars and begin road trips.
It's a special time of the year for big and small families, as the cousins from out of town arrive and the...
Betoota’s Priest Says The Spirit Of Christmas Can Be Perfectly Summed Up By John McClane Running Barefoot Over Broken Glass In The Ductwork Of Nakatomi Plaza
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Father Sharma of Betoota's Combined Churches has today shared with his congregation a Christmas message to our local residents and beyond, after what has been a very tough year for many.
He says it's thanks to the many community groups in our region that some of those doing it tough this year have received support or relief. Whether that...
Australia Farewells Beloved Author Who Wrote Books For Kids Who Preferred Hand Grenades Over Magic Wands
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Young adults across Australia are today farewelling a man who activated teenage imaginations right across the world.
Beloved Australian author John Marsden, whose novels were cherished by millions, has died overnight. He was aged 74.
Marsden won many major awards for children's and adult fiction, and brought to life an fictional universe that had generations of Aussie kids fighting against...
Last Remaining Shortbread Hides In Full Icing Sugar Camouflage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The shortbread is back on the living room table, and depending on that nationality of whoever cooked them, they are disappearing fast.
While the old fashion Aussie shortbreads have the same texture as half-dried cement, the nation's Mediterranean grandmothers are rolling out biccies that melt in the mouth.
But regardless of who's recipe it is, the one thing that all...
Shock As Danish Biccie Tin Actually Has Biccies In It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
It's that time of the year where people gift each other aluminium tins of non-perishable Scandinavian biscuits, for some reason.
And for some other reason, these tins end up being used to store sewing equipment.
But right now, for a short period of time, these tins briefly contain what is advertised on the lid.
This means in family homes around Australia,...
Dutton Vows To Boycott Christmas: “Unlike Albanese, I Don’t Celebrate The Birth Of Palestinian Socialists”
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As workplaces around the country begin to close down for Christmas, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a message to all Australians ahead of the festive season
"Whether it's a bush Christmas or a secular Christmas, I hope you all enjoy this time with your families." said the PM.
"You may not start the day with a church service, you...