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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER RECEIVING A GENEROUS raise at work, Dennis King thought he'd give himself one at home as well. Fulfilling his lifelong fantasy of having a premium, access-all-areas account with his favourite pornographic website became a reality last night as the 32-year-old IT professional. None the less, he's not prepared to share which purveyor of smut...

6 September, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUPS HAVE expressed their outrage over plans by the Goulburn Mulwaree Council to mules the Big Merino, one of the Southern Tablelands' biggest tourist attractions. A spokeswoman from PETA has lashed out the council, saying the 'barbaric' and 'outdated' practice of mulesing sheep has already begun being phased out by...

5 September, 2016. 15:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ACCORDING TO THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE, "Juggalos come from all walks of life – from poverty, from rich, from all religions, all colours. It doesn't matter if you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth, or a crack rock in your mouth." Or they're former members of the House of Representatives. Spotted...

5 September, 2016 13:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Duncan McGrath (28) has literally never once thought about his own body image in a negative light. Despite being a solid buck with change and quite often indulging in consolation food , Duncan McGrath has always seemed to do well with the women and is relatively fit for a husky bloke. While excelling through life with a unique...

4 September, 2016 13:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Dad, Richard Hartnell (55) is in a weirdly vibrant mood considering he's just woken up from a post-boozy lunch Father's Day nap. Starting the afternoon with roughly 6-8 cans of XXXX Gold with his adult sons and wife, Louella, over a Sunday roast - Mr Hartnell pulled up stumps at around 4ish, by making tracks...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A photo of a young boy dressed up as Rugby League immortal Wally 'The King' Lewis - complete with a bald head - for his Brisbane school's 'book week' has gone viral. The picture of the youngster was seemingly shared online by his father, who has admitted to shaving the boy's head to make him look...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In an attempt to keep the ever-growing Islamophobic far-right movement off their backs, Australian-Muslim women have taken to dressing in a new 'Australianised' version of their traditional religious wear - The BurKelly. One local retailer has cashed in on the new idea. Lynne Seed (33) from the iconic fashion label Sweaty Mistress says the idea has been sitting their for years. "What...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local man Kevin Frogmagnet (28) has made a point of telling his date that he can't be trusted to not share nude photos - and that she should know the risks before she thinks about taking them, or allowing him to take them. Shortly before the mains were served on their first date at Panchetta's Italian, Kevin...

15 August, 2016. 10:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local man, Tyce Deardon (35) says he lost interest in politics a long time ago. As a non-unionised blue collar employee in an industry that isn't threatened by foreign manufacturing, Mr Deardon says neither the Labor or the Liberal party appeal to him. "They aren't doing anything or saying anything that matters to...

11 August, 2016. 17:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact   Following Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's call for a Royal Commission into the mistreatment of incarcerated Australian juveniles, the staff at the controversial Don Dale Correctional Centre have been relocated to the Nauru, at the request of Immigration Minister Peter Dutton. Speaking to the media today, Dutton explained why he had scouted the security...