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7 July, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact RIPPLES OF IMMORALITY ARE making their way through the Liberal Party this morning as controversial senator Cory Bernardi has been discovered playing the widely popular MMORPG, Second Life, as a transgender werewolf. Since 2012, the 46-year-old has been interacting with other users of the perverted video game as "Akiriana", a non-binary-yet-transgender-third-generation werewolf from...

6 July, 2016. 10:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With Western Governments around the world currently experiencing a concerning rise in populism and the return of once extinct protectionist movements, it seems the only thing that can manage to console the ever anxious voter is completely fabricated quotes attributed to Winston Churchill. Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill (30 November 1874 – 24 January 1965) was the Prime Minister...

6 July, 2016. 10:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Leaders of Australia's renowned anarchist community have today urged fellow nihilists, insurgents, agitators and subversives to cherish the nation's current lack of a Federal Government, as it looks like the 'pigs-in-suits' will able to resolve a balance of power in the next 12 hours. 56-year-old career Anarchist, Rebel Red, says the last two months have been...

5 July, 2016. 9:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts THE MINISTER FOR IMMIGRATION and Border Protection almost lost his north-west Brisbane seat over the weekend, which he's since blamed on a number of things that aren't his human rights track record. Peter Dutton has reportedly told journalists that union thugs, bikies and the Labor Party were all working to undermine his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The extended family of Paul Abernathy (77) say that they were stunned to hear their casually racist grandfather condemn the popular Queensland senator Pauline Hanson this morning. "Jeez you know things are pretty messy when there is someone 'too racist' for our Pop" says grandson Michael (27). "He's usually the first to crack uncomfortable racist jokes and abuse offshore telemarketers... But...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being 33-years-old with a both a high school and university education, local beverage sales manager, Rylie Beaton, still doesn't know what the senate is - or what it does. "I grew up in Queensland, mate" he says. "We don't really have a senate up there," Mr Beaton's interest was sparked when he realised that he had seen at least sixteen...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has criticised his successor’s election campaign, saying the focus has strayed in the final days because Malcolm Turnbull hasn’t focused on the “big issues” ahead of the 2017 budget. Abbott believes Turnbull is too caught up in political populism to address the issues currently faced by old people in Sydney's Upper North Shore...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 24-year-old LNP staffer has been stood down today after recklessly forgetting to pack hand sanitiser during the Prime Minister's visit to the middle-to-low-socio-economic suburbs of Eastern Brisbane. It is believed that, after touching the hands of hundreds of agreeable voters, Malcolm Turnbull was sent into a uncontrollable rage when the young staffer, Alf Luent (Bellevue Hill), informed...

28 June, 2016 13:40 EDITORIAL | CONTACT The 2016 election campaign has shown itself to be a very boring one and media outlets are doing their very best to give this thing some blood. Whether it's the faux-outrage machine or the vague Panama conspiracies, there is not clearly not enough scandal to keep the voters engaged for eight full weeks. It's for this reason that...

25 June, 2016 11:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Earlier this month the Coalition government slipped behind Labor for the first time since Malcolm Turnbull replaced Tony Abbott,  according to the latest Fairfax-Ipsos poll. But while the numbers suggest that 55 per cent of voters expect the Coalition to survive, 75 per cent of respondents say they will make their decision on policy rather...