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10 February, 2016 13:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Mike Baird is under fire today for tweeting a series of offensive 'reviews' about the new Channel Nine production "Here Come The Habibs" - a comedy show that shines the light on race relations in Australia. In the barrage of tweets (which have since been deleted) Mike Baird uses the terms "Westie" and "Wog"...

9 January, 2016 15:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Mike Baird and his close friend, NSW Police Commissioner Andrew Scipione were by far among the most lively at a mid week Hillsong gathering in Baulkalm Hills last night, that's according to the onlookers who were able to sneak a photographs of them. It is believed Baird, who lists himself as as a devout Anglican...

5 February, 2016. 11:05 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Media icon and hedonistic functional alcoholic, Karl Stefanovic, has revealed his newest business venture on breakfast television this morning: The Logie Smugglers. In what can only be described as a blatant conflict of interest and a shameless promotion of his own brand, the Today Show Co-Host debuted his new line of male swimmers on-air shortly before...

  CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local billionaire property developer, Lang Meriton, says that the idea of Australian nightlife districts being forced to close their venues five hours earlier than any other international cities around the world is not even a remote concern for him and his family. "It's not even a remote concern for me and my family" says the portly 67-year-old, who...

1 February, 2016 13:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fugitive known as "Boo-boo" has today handed himself in to officers at Darwin's Border Force headquarters, after spending more than half of his life on the run. After arriving in Australia in late 2015 as a prenatal asylum seeker, Boo-Boo came to the attention of authorities are being officially documented in an Australian hospital, with...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN A THINLY-VEILED attempt at telling every woman he has on social media that he now exercises, a 29-year-old Brisbane legal profession said he can't wait to start rooting again, using his soon-to-be chiselled body as a potent sexual weapon, which none of them are going to be able to resist. Concluding that the lack of physical intimacy and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Filming a public disturbance is harder than most people think. Whether it's a racist middle-aged woman's offensive tirade on public transport, or a bunch of drunk teenagers brawling in the Bi-Lo car park - there is an art to it. With the rise of viral streetfight videos gracing our Facebook newsfeeds, it is very important to make sure your...

2 February, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE SEASON DEBUT OF Australia's Got Talent raised eyebrows across the country last night as many where left wondering if the show did intended to showcase niche skill and expertise. That was until this morning, when the show's producers released a statement that this year, the show will feature more light entertainment and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A reporter for the "House Of Pop Cult" news and media organisation, Pedestrian.tv, has had her employment terminated during a group WIP meeting this morning, on the grounds that her idea of news was not in line with the company's advertising portfolio. Kate Winters, an aspiring news journalist who dreams of one day working for the ABC, says she was...

  IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | CONTACT The South Betoota Australian Rules social grade footballers were not met with a press conference this morning, despite the fact they have spent the last 48 hours making Mitchell Pearce look like a "fuckin' schoolboy". We spoke to the most lively member of the team's three-day bender, co-captain Jack Cort, who says he didn't think Friday's pre-season trial match would have...