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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In case you haven't been reading the newspapers, The Prime Minister thinks he is better than us. This is surprising, given his background. Anthony Albanese was born in inner-Sydney to an Italian national father and an Irish-Australian mother, who raised him as a single parent on disability payments in a public housing flat. His Catholicism and beautiful pre-puberty singing voice...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT While most Australians barely noticed the recent announcement regarding the shutdown of the last 3G cell towers, many within the enlightened free-thinking community have expressed dismay at the loss of the last telecommunications technology that doesn't turn users into sheep. This technology, which initially enabled millions of Australians to connect to the world through their mobile phones, will be...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's entire boxing scene is completely reliant on middle aged mothers, it can be confirmed. This may come as a surprise to actual boxing fans, who thought boxing gyms were able to stay afloat with a percentage of the winnings that get brought home by the fighters they train. But that isn't necessarily the case. While the competitive side of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A modern day stockman at the local Coles has once again survived several allegations of calling people fuckwits and smoking marijuana on the job. The pimply teenager, who claims to have punched on with blokes as old as 19, will not be getting fired for his recent misconduct. Management states that Corey (15) is too damn good at his job...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Greenslopes man who has a fucken stressful job moving pallets of shit around a warehouse in the blazing Queensland heat, has admittedly joined the thousands of South Brisbane voters who are no longer voting for the Greens. He's gone back to Labor, and that's where he'll likely stay for the foreseeable future. This comes as the analysis of Saturday's...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane teenager, who doesn't have much experience on the great open roads apart from a couple trips to Nan's place in Gympie, has today ventured bush. 17-year-old Moreton Ireland (Yeerongpilly) said that after successfully passing his Queensland driving test, he suddenly felt an urge to go on a three-hour drive to nowhere. He's only allowed one passenger, and he's...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven't been watching the news, Federal Senator Lidia Thorpe is facing backlash for enjoying the freedom of speech in front of King Charles in Federal Parliament earlier this week. The 51-year-old Aboriginal woman is very good at making the Australian political class squirm. And she did just this on Monday by very publicly and very vocally...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Aside from the odd heckle from Aboriginal senators in Parliament House, it can be confirmed that King Charles and Queen-Consort Camilla are enjoying their time in Australia. Throughout their brief tour, the royal couple have been greeted by cheering crowds of weirdos and immigrants at several landmark locations in both Sydney in Canberra. They have seen a range of different...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian media outrage machine is in overdrive today, after an Aboriginal woman dared to say the quiet parts out loud. In front of the King of all people. Britain’s King Charles III has been delivered some hard truths during his first visit to the country as a reigning monarch, after Federal Senator Lidia Thorpe dared to highlight some...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 50-year-old man who may just have been amongst the last cohort of Australians that were able to go to university, have fun in their 20s, and then buy a reasonably priced home without doing their arse - has today declared that young people need a reality check. As one of the few middle-aged Australians who now has assets...