Bloke Who Regularly Complains About Noisy Local Bar Heard Casually Yelling In Quiet Carriage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who was able to single handedly reduce a popular Betoota Ponds pub’s outdoor operating hours with a slew of noise complaints has been caught having a loud yarn on the train today, with onlookers stating they were forced to listen to him whinge on the phone to his wife for forty minutes straight.
Seated directly across from...
Local Girl Stakes Her Claim By Commenting ‘What A Good Photographer’ On His Latest Instagram Post
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has been seen attempting to mark her territory on a bloke today, by adding a comment to his Instagram profile that makes it obvious they were recently hanging out.
Kim Davidson, 27, is alleged to have been scrolling through her Instagram when she spotted her crush’s latest post, which just so happened to be a...
Man Struggling To Choose Least Corrupt Candidate At Upcoming Local Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Long-time French Quarter resident Gary Mitchell is finding it near impossible to choose the least corrupt candidate in Tibooburra's upcoming council election.
Despite living in Betoota, Mr Mitchell, 45, has recently expanded his horizons to the burgeoning metropolis of Tibooburra, where he's invested in a small plot of land. Primarily for tax purposes and the...
Woman Who Loves A Man Of Beekeeping Age Grateful For Everyone Posting Their DILFs For Father’s Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who loves a man who knows his way around an edge trimmer has been kicking her feet with glee today, as her social media feed has been flooded with images of handsome older men, courtesy of Father’s Day.
Smiling as she scrolled through her Facebook, Maddie Stewart, 29, says this time of year is like ‘Christmas to...
EPL Season Marks Return Of Aussies Waking Up At 3 To Support English Towns They Have No Connection To
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTAs the English Premier League kicks off its new season, thousands of Australians are once again setting their alarms for ungodly hours to support football clubs in English towns and suburbs they’ve never visited and probably couldn’t locate on a map.
“I have absolutely no idea where Arsenal is but they're my team and I'll always stand...
“This Is My Grand Final” Says Two Game Clubman Inhaling The First Jug on Silly Sunday
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA raucous Silly Sunday is off to a cracking start this morning as a club legend sets the pace on a day of debauchery.
With the curtains drawn and doors locked on the function room down the back of the Courthouse Hotel, it’s believed both the 3rd and 4th grade Betoota Dolphins squads have gathered to toast...
City Girl Who’s Too Scared To Drive On Motorways And Bridges Rebrands As Sustainable Transport Advocate
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTIn a bold and inspiring move, local urbanite Sarah Jan Phillips has rebranded herself as a passionate advocate for sustainable transport, citing her deep concern for the environment and the future of our planet.
However, what she didn’t mention in her heartfelt Instagram story is her intense fear of driving on motorways and bridges.Sarah (29) who has lived...
Local Woman’s Air Freshener Working Overtime To Combat Smell Of Old Fast Food Wrappers Left In Car
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA car air freshener in Betoota Heights is being pushed to its limits as it battles the persistent smell of old takeaway food left in the vehicle by its owner, who, despite being aware of the odour, seems unfazed by the situation.
Emily Donahue, a 28-year-old marketing professional, left a collection of takeaway containers in her car’s backseat earlier...
Single Wedding Photographer Gets To Review Her Work Every Sunday Night On The Apps
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA local girl is struggling to switch off from work tonight as she once again finds her day job following her around.
Trying to enjoy a harmless Sunday night scroll on some dating apps, Kelsie Canon can’t get through three profiles before spotting some of her handy work.
A wedding photographer by trade, Kelsie spends her weekends capturing...
Inner City Pub Renames Garden Salad To ‘Radicchio With Vinaigrette’ To Justify Price Hike
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACTIn a move that has local pub-goers both perplexed and financially strained, inner-city pub, the Grandiloquent Hotel has recently rebranded its humble garden salad to ‘radicchio with vinaigrette’ in an effort to justify a steep price hike.
The garden salad, once a no-frills medley of salad leaves, tomatoes, and cucumbers—perfect for balancing a few pints of beer and making...
