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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barrelling down Adelaide Street in the heart of Betoota's Financial District, a top-heavy auditor meandered down the footpath back to the office like mighty Ord River flows into the Timor Sea. Graham Washbrook has a sweat on. He's just been down the road at the local Chinese, were he threw caution to the wind and hoovered a Chicken Chow Mein and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A low-key, completely supervised, midweek social mixer is expected to become a full blown orgy tonight, that's judging by a local school leavers discreet purchase at a out-of-the-way supermarket this afternoon. Betoota teenager Ed Coorey (17) has full intentions of using every single one of the 24 ultra-thin latex condoms he just bought, which have since been stashed inside...

PETRA GAUDOUX | Summer Cadet | Contact Despite only being halfway through the second financial quarter, an office person has begun blaming his out-of-character behaviour on it being the silly season. Journalistically, the silly season is a period, usually during the summertime, when news media tend to place increased emphasis on reporting light-hearted, offbeat, or bizarre stories. However, in recent times, that has grown...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Central Betoota was the sight of an enormous gesture of friendship today as loyal mates of Riley Burrows (29) came forward to support him after his girlfriend Lydia Varney (30), made the right decision and left him earlier today. “That’s fucked,” Burrow’s mate Braden Gillespie (28) responded on the group chat, despite the fact he clearly understands why. “Lyds...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Wanda Mardy asked for her guest's dietary requirements a week out from her weekend lunch jamboree at her parent's heritage-listed Betoota Heights Queenslander. What she received back in the post raised not one - but both eyebrows. "Wow," she said softly. "There's a lot of vegetarians this year. Christ, there's a pescatarian. What the hell is that? Perhaps Dad shouldn't have...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The days he spent behind a bar and picking up glasses is behind him - so too is the expectation for him to work on the weekend. Taking time out of his idle Saturday afternoon to speak candidly to The Advocate, Conor Dalhasse said his boss rang this morning about 9 and all he could...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Known around the area for his quiet, simple and stoic disposition, Micheal Rex made a classic mistake many first-year station hands make this afternoon - he got a lift back to the homestead with the chopper pilot moments after telling him it was his first time up in one. The 19-year-old said he'd never been so scared in his...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Thanks to repeated budget cuts and staff layoffs, the service on the Betoota MetroLine has continued to slip. Which is why many people like Ahmed Pendergast feel compelled to run to catch a train if they see one, rather than wait for the next service and spare themselves the embarrassment of running in public. But it...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bunch of old boys that have settled in for an afternoon session at the Lord Kidman Hotel in Betoota have started to get that tingling feeling they used to get every weekend in the 70s. Upon learning that one of the old fellas, Roy, has a little bit of Riverina Rollie stashed in his coat, the old codgers...

MILES PONCHO | Media et al | Contact "Give me a fucking break," he said. "That'll just about do me, it will. I've seen enough." Those are the sentiments of Ben Geurie, a South Betoota town planner who's bared witness to his school mate's relationship with another local girl hit a big milestone - the first holiday together. Taking off just last week, Brett Hannaman...