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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke, who otherwise wouldn't be remembered as a party guest, has stolen the show at a local house party for a couple of minutes by doing a shoey out of his damp skater footwear. Jase Hollingworth (31) isn't well known for his one-liners, taste in music, or general knowledge, but he is really good at frantically...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Devoting many of his Monday nights to the highbrow delight that is the ABC's Q&A programme, a local network engineer had his world turned upside down last night by the nation's most popular prime-time show. Sam Dunkeld told The Advocate that he was preparing his prepackaged lasagne dinner in the kitchen while he listened to Nine News playing in...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular young neurosurgeon at Betoota Private Hospital has spoken of the difficulty he faces in cutting up mangoes, saying it's often easier to cut up someone's head. Brendan Windsor , explained to The Advocate that he either leaves too much flesh on the seed or ends up chopping into the seed itself. "Very difficult, it is....

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Danny Jogmann opened the Tungen Min Røvhul cafe in Betoota's Old City district last summer and since then, the Danish-inspired eatery has become a local institution among the city's cultural elite. Offering traditional Danish foodstuffs like beer, chocolate, cigarettes and beer, Jogmann says business is booming - but that doesn't mean he's got any time to relax. The...

INGRID DOULTON | Lady About Town | Contact A popular local fashion blogger has spoken of how she once considered putting her arms through the sleeves of a jacket draped over her shoulders, but ultimately decided against it. Amy Caldwell, of Betoota's trendy French Quarter, told The Advocate that she was waiting for a taxi the other night outside the Exchange Hotel...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recently-relocated Betoota pilot, Captain John Scibson (55) has shocked the town today by revealing that his wife works in a career that has nothing to do with aviation. After keeping to himself for a couple months, the regional commercial flight captain was spotted yarning to a few of the locals at the Lord Kidman hotel yesterday for the Cowboys...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Based upon North Korea's most recent nuclear test, a bomb of the same yield would all but destroy our bustling inland metropolis - according to a popular website. NUKEMAP is an interactive map using Google Maps and unclassified nuclear weapons effects data to project what might happen to a location should it be attacked with nuclear weapons. This morning, our reporters set the crosshairs...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What was always going to be a rather heavy session has now been cranked up a few more notches than initially expected, it has been confirmed. As a group of local pisspots hit the pub this windy Saturday afternoon, a solid turn out from the first suggested kick-off was a good sign in the front bar of the Lord...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A socially-progressive yet musically regressive local alpaca breeder has been left wondering why each time he tunes into Triple J, he doesn't like what he hears. Now in his 35th year on this god-forsaken rock affectionately known as Earth, Peter Monkton told The Advocate that the national youth broadcaster was 'ten times better' back in...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A hard-working local millennial couple has revealed the horror that dawn on the day after buying their first house when they only received 100 collective likes between them on their various social media posts. Proudly showing off their humble new three-bedroom South Betoota home, Dennis and Amanda Munro though they were in for a rainstorm...