Brisbane Publican Stares In Horror As Glass Of Water Ripples With Each Thud Of Magic Round Arrivals
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Brisbane is currently battening down the hatches, as every single NRL players in the country descends upon the Brown Snake for one of the wildest football exhibitions in the country.
As has been tradition for several years now, the NRL will descend upon Suncorp Stadium for all eight matches of 'Magic Round'.
At the halfway mark of the NRL...
“Oh Well, Guess I’ll Just Become The Most Famous And Well Paid Australian Rugby International”
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Sydney Rooster's second-rower Angus Crichton has revealed that he is weighing up his future with the Eastern Suburbs NRL club, after being kept in the dark about their decision to sign Queenslander David Fifita to a long-term deal.
Crichton, who has been delivering some of his career best performances throughout the 2024 season, has not recieved any confirmation as...
Fed Up Rabbitohs Fan Finds Silver Lining In The Fact That Kenty Can’t Offer An Opinion On All This
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A prominent member of the South Sydney rugby league community has woken up today in the same foul mood as the vast majority of his fellow Rabbitohs supporters.
Craig Bredley (46) has followed his NRL team through the lowest of lows (1999) and the highest of highs (2014).
But last night's news, which comes as the club approaches the tenth...
Incoming NSW Origin Coach Madge Maguire Set To Inject Rozelle Paperbark Tree Into Blues Pack
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With State of Origin rapidly approaching, the first selection bombshell has already hit the papers.
In what comes as exciting news for the masses of Rugby League fans who love to spend endless hours debating team selections and what they would do if their life was wildly different and they were State of Origin coaches, the new NSW...
Justin Hemmes Places Red Frog Volunteers Outside Rozelle Tottis As Harm Prevention For NRL Journos
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Hospitality entrepreneur Justin Hemmes, has today begun rolling out increased safety measures outside one of his popular inner-west restaurants.
This comes after Fox Sports journalist and half-baked shock jock Paul Kent did himself a bit of mischief on the nature strip parallell to Totti's Rozelle.
In the most recent late night 'Kentcident' - it appears that the drunken NRL reporter...
Paul Kent Takes Leave Of Absence From Fox League In Accordance With NRL Concussion Protocol
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The Fox Sports studios have witnessed quite a hectic production meeting this morning, after being faced with another PR crisis.
Producers of the show NRL360 have been forced to discuss a major reshuffle, after noted loud mouth Paul Kent decided to embarrass himself on the weekend.
The 'journalist' and pundit who prides himself on attacking players for not...
Resilient Bunnies Fan Says Current Slump Is Nothing Compared To Literally Being Kicked Out Of The Comp And Then Returning To Win 3 Wooden Spoons In 4 Years
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As the South Sydney Rabbitohs begin the 2024 NRL season with very little to celebrate, the club's enemies are relishing in their misfortune.
Roosters fans, Penrith fans, and Manly fans are this week pulling themselves to the collapse of the 2023 ladder leaders, who have lost 4 out of their last 5 matches.
However, the real Bunnies fans are nowhere...
Cowboys 2024 ANZAC Round Jersey Calls For The Release Of North Queensland War Hero Julian Assange
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The North Queensland Toyota Cowboys have unveiled their 2024 Defence Jersey, giving recognition to their region's brave sacrifices for freedom.
This marks the first professional Australian sporting club to formally call for the release and return of the North Queensland Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange - 5 years after he was first incarcerated by the British government, and 12 years...
AFL 23 Creators Praised For Adding Some GTA Style Gameplay To Season Mode
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The makers of the wildly popular AFL23 game have today caused quite a stir online.
Developers of the AFL simulation game have released images of new gameplay features, which will allow gamers to immerse themselves in the complete AFL experience.
One of the developers explained to The Advocate that players will now be able to go on incredible...
NRL Bosses Reach Out To AFL To Figure Out Exactly How This Drug Test Cover-Up Program Works
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The AFL is crisis this week, after light has been shone on a systemic programme of covering up positive drug tests that most young blokes thought was common knowledge.
This come after explosive comments made in Federal Parliament last week, in which Independent Federal MP Andrew Wilkie alleged he had a signed statement from former Melbourne doctor Zeeshan Arain...