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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former half-decent footy player, Luke Carter has today taken a moment to wonder about what his life might've been like he wasn't a full blown hedonist who lives beer, smokes and fast food. After nearly a decade of putting his work, body and once half-impressive footballing skills on the line, Luke is now transitioning into a 'club hero'. This means...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Basketball League of Australia has today unveiled their new development program, known as GrassROOTS. Which is aimed at making sure their American imports are encouraged to stay in Australia after their retirement from playing. This comes after a stellar season for Dante Exum and Ben Simmons, both Australian born sons of ex-NBL players. That, as well as...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After being allowed into the change rooms at Moore Park, Malcolm Turnbull has today met with several of his own constituents that could be technically classed as members of the Eastern suburbs of Sydney's shrinking working class. With the Prime Minister's electoral boundaries ending just short of Maroubra, It is believed that majority of the working class residents of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Channel 7 may have the rights to this Summer's cricket broadcast, but at least the Nine Network has the rights to retell the most dramatic Australian cricket story in modern history. In a new TV miniseries aligned with the iconic Underbelly Franchise, the 2018 Australian V South Africa Ball-Tampering Scandal will be brought to life under the watchful eye...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Soundcloud rapper from Betoota's grimey French-Vietnamese Quarter has today proven to his hundreds of millions of followers that he's not just a one trick pony. Lil Cummie, also known by his other aliases of Yung Skase and Sir Don Milat, has only been making music for 18 months, but in that time he has already outshone majority of the succesful mid-90s...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NRL audiences are demanding answers regarding what exactly Dylan Walker said to Curtis Scott to make him fracture the Manly five-eighth's eye socket with three clean blows to the face. The all-in brawl at the 58th minute saw the Manly v Melbourne match explode into life on Saturday, costing Curtis Scott a potential State of Origin start after he...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Immigration Minister is reportedly at breaking point this Sunday morning after nearly all of the Dunedin-based Highlanders Rugby Union Team have claimed political asylum in the wake of their loss to the New South Wales Waratahs in Sydney overnight. Spanning 40 games and 722 days, the Highlanders were the first Kiwi rugby team to lose...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An ageing Jordan Blayne blew a group of grown men away last night after turning up to interleague training in his U16’s representative guernsey. The physiotherapist from Bendigo turned up last night in the jersey that reminds him of a time when he had still had dreams, hopes and aspirations. As Blayne imagined, all of the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a shock announcement by the NRL, it has been today confirmed that the Canberra DJ duo Peking Duk have been locked in as pre-match entertainment at the upcoming rugby league State of Origin in Melbourne. The electronic music impresarios, which is made up by Reuben Style and Keegan Woods Blues have been selected to play in the before kick...

The state Of Queensland is in shock today, after the news that Origin legend Cameron Smith will be retiring immediately for reasons yet unknown. Cameron Smith will announce his retirement from State of Origin at a media announcement in several minutes, would mean the Maroons captain would join Cooper Cronk and Johnathan Thurston in being unavailable for Queensland this year. It's understood...