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Local Prop Confident He Could Dust Floyd After One Session On The Focus Mitts

LACHLAN BULLIMORE | Bush Footy| CONTACT Overweight local prop says he would finish Mayweather after spending one training session on the focus mitts Local Betoota front-row enforcer Eric “Stomper” Bucketts has been overheard saying he would fancy his chances against undefeated boxing legend Floyd Mayweather, declaring “all it would take is one good right hand flush on the jaw.” - while dramatically moving...

Barnaby Joyce Under Fire For Accidentally Standing During Kiwi Anthem At Bledisloe Match

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Deputy Prime Minister and dual-Kiwi-citizen Barnaby Joyce has come under fire this morning after he was seen sub-consciously standing up for the New Zealand national anthem at the All Blacks match against the Wallabies last night. Having this week been dubbed the Member for New Zealand, Mr Joyce has only made things worse for himself by forgetting that...

Wallabies coach Michael Cheika can’t help but laugh when asked if team can win in Dunedin next week

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The brightest light in the Australian rugby union tanning bed has laughed off suggestion that his team can beat the All Blacks in Dunedin next week, saying that they can only do their best. Wallabies Coach Michael Cheika spoke to the media this morning in Sydney, where he was asked what went wrong last night...

Side entrance built for Richie McCaw at ANZ Stadium ahead of Bledisloe Cup

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WHETHER YOU WERE AT the game or just watching on TV, whenever former All Black great Richie McCaw entered a ruck or maul the nation would scream: "Just look at the cunt! From the side again!" Now in retirement, the 35-year-old won't have to endure tongue-lashing after tongue-lashing when he visits Sydney's ANZ Stadium for...

All Black Aaron Smith becomes Reading Writing Hotline brand ambassador in wake of sex scandal

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact All Blacks superstar Aaron Smith has revealed this afternoon that in the wake of his recent spelling scandal, he's signed on to be a brand ambassador to The Reading Writing Hotline. Earlier this week, leaked text messages surfaced between Smith and a Dunedin woman that shed light on a rumoured lewd affair between them. However, it...

“IT’S CALLED FOOTBALL!!!” Screams Soccer Fan During Conversation With People Who Don’t Care

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local soccer fan, Leo Vukinakakas (29) has today made a point of pulling up a flowing conversation to point out that the word 'soccer' is redundant in his vocabulary and should never be used to describe 'football'. Leo says referring to 'European football' as 'soccer' is disrespectful, and as a member of a large family of soccer fans,...

Western Force Fans Left Shattered Following Super Rugby’s Decision To Fold Franchise

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The remaining Western Force fans are in pieces this afternoon, following the announcement that the Perth rugby institution will no longer join the eastern cities in the professional competition. The tried and trusted fans have supported the isolated rugby union franchise for 11 years, but most are shattered this afternoon by the news that the Western Force will exit...

Australian Sport Not Good Enough To Inspire Nation Through Troubled Political Climate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Although the Wallaroos were able to provide a glimmer of hope to the future of Australian rugby union in last night's match against Ireland, their stellar effort might not be enough to unite and inspire a weary nation burdened by years of Wallabies losses to Southern European nations. The test cricketer pay dispute has also brought more emotional baggage...

Paul Kelly to play Paul Kelly in upcoming biopic

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Singer-songwriter Paul Kelly has unveiled a bold new project today in Melbourne where he plans to write, direct and star in an upcoming biopic about the life of AFL legend Paul Kelly. Mr Kelly also revealed plans to compose the much-anticipated film's soundtrack, which will feature Kelly and other stalwarts of the Australian music industry...

False Report Of Listening Device Not The First Time All Blacks Make Up A Suspicious ‘Bug’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A ten year veteran security guard for the All Blacks is facing charges of public mischief after a bug was discovered in a chair in the team's meeting room at the Intercontinental in Double Bay, before the opening Bledisloe Cup match in last year. A hearing set down for two days has begun at the Downing Centre Local Court...

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