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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean leader and speed merchant Kim Jong-un has made an explosive return to the North Korean domestic cricket competition overnight, taking a recording-breaking 10 for 0 of just one over. The COVID-19 interrupted season was put on hold in March and has only now jumpstarted the competition. Playing their cross-town rivals, The Hongwŏn Reds, in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who has simply stopped going to work because he is prone to an aching wrist says modern football is for a bunch of cotton wool wusses. Nathan Stockdale (38) from the Western Corridor region of south-east Queensland says he doesn't know why players these days even bother, considering they can't even drop the shoulder anymore. "It's just...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT. Long considered a taboo in the world of construction, in recent years both sides of the trade union debate have increased their use of the profanity. It has been confirmed by linguistics experts that 'grub' is currently at its most popular in both rugby league and workplace disputes, with the once rarely used terminology is starting to become a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following Port Adelaide's win over St Kilda and the Newcastle Knights putting a monstrous seven points on the Dragons - local bloke Jack Cort was already feeling like he was on a heater. Then a little trotter by the name of 'bundy sundy' ran 1st place at Menangle. Jack was ecstatic. At three legs into his multi, things are looking...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new scheme aimed at promoting freshly made health foods to school children currently being implemented by state governments around the country is being blamed for a lack of 'big boys' in Australian rugby circles. Wallabies Coach Michael Cheika says that while current Wallabies front rowers are probably the strongest in the current line up, he's worried about the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who isn't Lance Armstrong apparently won the 104th Tour De France bicycle race over the weekend, it has been confirmed. Majority of the world, who only really learnt about the cycling race when someone won it seven times in a row, were unaware of the fact that the Tour De France was still a thing. "What?" said one...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent survey by ESPN Australia has found that out of all Australian sports stars, the perennially injured NBA player, Andrew Bogut, would be probably the worst possible company on a camping trip. While iconic Australian sportspeople such as Shane Warne, Steph Rice, Andrew Johns, Warwick Capper and Cathy Freeman sat comfortably in the top ten - Andrew Bogut...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a move applauded by ex-private school boys across the country as a God send, Twiggy Forrest has confirmed that he will throw his weight behind the embattled Western Force. The mining billionaire has a long history of donating to charity and said earlier this year that he will give $400 million back to the people, after...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The notorious Queensland Maroons State Of Origin side have this morning been criticized by NSW supporters and coaching staff, as well that nation's online bookmakers, for their unfair use of Bernard Fanning as the pre-match entertainment at Suncorp Stadium. The Northern rugby league dynasty secured their 12th win in 11 years last night with a 22-06 domination over the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a dramatic last resort, Tennis Australia has today confirmed that they have been forced to call on special help when it comes to mentoring wayward sports star Bernard Tomic. A spokesperson from Tennis Australia says that after repeated failed attempts at bringing the 24-year-old into line, they have no other option than to enlist the...