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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Purveyors and traffickers of the glamorous party drug cocaine say they are beginning to worry that the stimulant - often used as a psychoactive drug to alter one's mental state in a way that modifies emotions, perceptions, and feelings for recreational purposes - may be getting a bad name from its association with the NRL. It is believed that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a pre-Origin tradition started by Wayne Bennett in the early 2000's, QLD coach Kevin Walters has fronted the media today to tell the Opposition Team not to worry because every single decent Queensland player might be injured. The Maroons coach says he is tossing up over potential replacements for Cameron Munster as 'doubts arise' ahead of the decider tomorrow. Walters...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Adelaide man, Christopher Freesettler (28) isn't a fan of rugby league, but that doesn't mean he isn't willing to watch a match. Particularly if that match involves cocky Aboriginal players. He says he can't believe that the upcoming NRL Indigenous Round hasn't been more heavily marketed towards the South Australian audiences. "It would have been a great way to get...

PAUL MORELLO | VIC | CONTACT Organisers at Essendon Bat and Ball were stunned after last night’s Division 4 Indoor Soccer match between FC Ukoff and Raging Ra-Bonerz. In their previous outing four weeks earlier, a “late challenge” from Ukoff’s captain, Con Pappas, left Ra-Bonerz striker Tim Evans with a compound fracture in his leg, so the rematch threatened to be...

Cronulla Sharks CEO Lyall Gorman has confirmed Chairman Damian Keogh stepped down from his role as chairman in what he labelled a "very challenging, very disappointing day" for the sport - which can be loosely translated as: "One of the men who sacks 21 year old footballers for doing coke was doing coke" Mr Keogh is believably in talks with French...

FRANK LAZARIDIS | Wogball | CONTACT The multinational footwear giant, Foot Locker, has experienced an unprecedented level of demand for the classic three striped suede footwear - with the one of Sydney's flagship stores having emptied their entire store room of the classic blue box. "I saw a young man try and buy a pair of Dragons off a strangers feet for $200 cash...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The French Cricket Board announced this morning that former Australian Test great Shane Watson has signed on to coach the national side. Known for his flair and penchant for playing across his pads while simultaneously walking across his wicket, the chairman of the FCB said Watson was a 'perfect fit' for the side. "Shane Watson is...

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that no one else in his family supports Melbourne Victory, and the fact that he is almost two decades older than the club, 33-year-old A-League hooligan, Ziggy Presbotka (33) says he is unashamedly 'Victory till I Die'. He says the couple hours he takes off from life as a run-of-the-mill middle-management suburban office...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Collingwood Football Club continued their coach-killing season on Tuesday, quiz show host and President, Eddie McGuire called for solidarity among supporters, but for some WAGS, it’s becoming more and more difficult to stand “side by side” with their partners. Wishing to remain anonymous, “Narelle”, the girlfriend of a current Magpies defender, told SEN1116 of the shame...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that police are investigating the latest racial abuse scandal to hit the AFL with the hunt on to identify a man at Saturday’s Western Bulldogs vs Brisbane clash, rugby league fans of all colours around the country are puzzled as to how they are able to keep pulling this shit. The most recent Asian-themed...