Fans Mourn As Jarryd Hayne Is Violently Flogged To Death By FoxSports
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
JARRYD Hayne’s stint at the San Francisco 49ers looks to be at an end today, with the US media giving mixed views about his readiness for the NFL after witnessing him being beat to death by Australian-based sport network, FoxSports overnight.
It seems the 27-year old former-rugby league golden child died overnight after FoxSports published the 18th...
Bill Shorten found alive after seven months lost in wilderness
22 July, 2015. 16:06
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
FAMILY MEMBERS OF Bill Shorten have plenty of reasons to rejoice this afternoon, after the search for the missing opposition leader ended in the best possible way.
Shorten was reportedly lost in the political wilderness for nearly seven months, but has returned to lacklustre form today by releasing a policy that is the ying to...
Shane Watson Seeks Political Asylum In London’s Ecuadorian Embassy
21 July, 2015. 10:52
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
THE increasingly tall-poppy-cutting Australian public had been baying for Shane Watson’s blood for months, maybe even years.
The selectors have finally answered the call, dumping the batting all-rounder for the second Ashes Test, but not everyone is celebrating.
"After a brief hiatus from it all, we came to realise Shane was nowhere to be seen,...
Fans Rush To Buy #FreeTomic T-Shirts After Tennis Star’s Arrest, Over 20,000 Sold
20 July, 2015. 165:52
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
Online retailer, Sigmund Supplies, sold out of their new line of #FreeTomic T-shirts in just under three hours, over the weekend.
The T-shirts were designed and put to print over the weekend, upon hearing the news that the bad-boy of Australian tennis, Bernard Tomic had been arrested after incessant noise complaints in a Miami Hotel.
The...
Shane Warne debuts shocking new look at UK charity match
8 July, 2015. 15:06
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
SHANE WARNE HAS stunned the crowds at a UK charity cricket match by debuting his new look, as well as bowling out the entire opposing team around their legs with classic legbreaks.
The controversial 45-year-old has also lashed out at the tabloids for continuing to spread rumours of him having plastic surgery, something...
Dawn Fraser’s Racism Takes Away From How Much Of A Wanker Kyrigos Is
7 July, 2015. 16:05
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
OLYMPIC legend Dawn Fraser has launched a vile tirade on polarising Australian tennis player Nick Kyrgios after his Wimbledon loss.
And now everyone has stopped talking about how much of a wanker Kyrgios is.
Fraser, a four-time gold medallist and one of the country’s most celebrated athletes, was questioned about Kyrgios’ performance in...
Tour De France targets NASCAR audiences with more entertaining accidents
7 July, 2015. 16:05
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE TOUR DE FRANCE race director has revealed that the higher than average rate of accidents this year has lead to a surge in interest from US audiences.
Overnight, roughly 100km into the third stage, French rider William Bonnet clipped the wheel of countryman Warren Barguil and tumbled on to the bitumen,...
Parramatta Dad Takes 7 Backyard Wickets In “Frightening Return To Form”
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
As excitement for summer cricket continues, Parramatta father Chris Richards has honed his preparation, taking 7 wickets in a "frightening" spell yesterday.
"They were coming out perfectly," the 36 year old said between celebratory beers.
"Warnie always said one brings two... In this case I went further," he said.
The full-time landscaper took the wickets of his...
Quade Cooper Confirms Departure From QLD Reds, Hints At Code-Swap
22 June, 2015. 13:56
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Journalist | [email protected]
As of minutes ago, FoxSports can reveal correspondence between disgraced Rugby Union player Quade Cooper and the NRL Canberra Raiders management, including club coach Ricky Stuart.
Yesterday afternoon it was announced that Wallaby start Quade Cooper would not be having his Queensland Reds contract renewed.
The Advocate reporters have made contact with Cooper’s management who...
The Bloke Who Ruined Origin With A Coward-Punch Says Opposition Is “Grubby”
17 June, 2015. 12:45
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | [email protected]
"I never meant to change the rules. Miles wasn't looking so I hit him. It's as simple as that"
Origin football died on the the 39th minute of game one, 2013.
The gritty, aggressive and physical rivalry disappeared forever. Lost over nothing more than a devastatingly cheap one-two combination from NSW captain, Paul Gallen.
"I just done...