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Brisbane Back On That Early 2000s Shit

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In their 6th back-to-back AFL finals appearance, it seems that Brisbane City is once again a roaring Aussie Rules HEARTLAND. Pubs, clubs and schools right across the state are starting to decorate themselves with the similar but slightly different colours that differentiates Queensland AFL from the other footballs. It's obviously maroon. Just with a bit of yellow and navy...

As The Only QLD Side Left In The NRL Finals, Cowboys Not Ruling Out A Season-Ending 7th Tackle Try

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an NRL finals line up that includes the Storm, Panthers, Sharks, Manly and Roosters - it will be a lonely weekend for the only Queenslanders left in the competition, who will need to be more than better if they want to stay in contention. But still North Queensland Cowboys coach Todd Payten has named an unchanged 17 for...

On A Scale Of Cooper Cronk To Darren Lockyer, How Much Queensland Gravel Do You Have In Your Voice Box?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's NRL finals time! Which means the sidelines and TV news updates are currently being inundated by ex players and current players offering insights and predictions over the sudden death stages of the 2024 season. With near losses turning into Mad Mondays, and club awards nights turning into grand final tilts - there's a lot to discuss. With only one...

Entire South End Of Town Closed Off As Betoota Dolphins Refuse To Stop Celebrating Grand Final Win

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mad Monday is but a distant memory, as the Betoota Dolphins find a second wind coming into Tuesday afternoon. Witnesses say the boys haven't been to sleep since Sunday arvo, and momentum is growing for celebrations to drag on into a Wicked Wednesday or perhaps even Thirsty Thursday. The nail-biting grand final win against our town's immortal enemies from Bedourie...

Swans Players Prepare to Reenact Jack Ginnivian‘s Iconic Celebration with Imaginary $19 Seltzers

MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | ContactBEER? YUCK!: Reports are coming in of a number of senior Sydney swans players spotted recreating the iconic Jack ginnivian celebration from last nights kick ball final ahead of their final with cross town rivals tonight. However, there’s a twist, as the players were reportedly cracking and sculling imaginary whiteclaws, fellrs and doozys, instead of beers like world renowned...

“THIS. IS. SPOON. BOWL!!!” Roars An Ecstatic Gus Gould

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nobody knows if the goal of tonight's 'Spoon Bowl' is to win or lose, but either way, both fanbases are cheering hysterically. For the Parramatta Eels, tonight represents the last opportunity to stem the bleeding after a 18 month fall from grace. Just two years ago, Eels fans were cheering on their team in a gruelling 'battle of the west'...

Balmain Confident They Can Sustain An NRL Team With A Gentrified Yuppie Suburb And No Leagues Club

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just a week before Wests Tigers battle it out for the wooden spoon against the Eels, and there's once again rumblings of a de-merger between the two foundation clubs that form this mutant losing machine. The Balmain board is set to call a crisis meeting as it considers a shock split from the Western Suburbs Magpies, a less-appreciated powerhouse...

Nikita Tszyu Unwinds From His Glorious 9th Round TKO By Spending 7 Hours In Haymarket TimeZone

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the most interesting units in Australian combat sports, Nikita Tszyu has claimed his 10th consecutive win overnight. The generational boxer forced a shift in momentum during his fight against fellow Sydney boy Koen Mazoudier, fishing the match with a TKO in the ninth of their 10-round super welterweight bout at Sydney's International Convention Centre last night. After eight...

Vossy Goes Fully Brissy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Carlton Blues coach and Queensland AFL legend, Michael Voss has left the people of Victoria in a state of awe this week - after the 49-year-old went 'full Brissy' on a couple of juvenile delinquents yesterday. Vossy was captured on film performing a citizen’s arrest on a young offender after witnessing him allegedly flipping a stolen Mercedes on its...

World’s Most Annoying Accent Has Good Weekend In Perth

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of our nation's prosperous West were left clutching their ears this weekend as the world’s most annoying accent made a triumphant return to the city, dominating both the rugby field and the Octagon. The South African accent, known for its peculiar blend of extremely harsh nasal tones and silly sharp inflections, was inescapable...

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