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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Just a couple of days into the 2024 Paris Olympics, Australia has been declared the greatest sporting nation on the face of planet earth. This comes after a bumper weekend in the water and on the road, with Australian athletes securing the title for the country. With barely any events left in the Olympics, Australia sits first on...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Football League has done it again, it can be confirmed this morning. Following the release of the wildly successful and popular "Woman's World" song, the AFL have gone and booked Katy Perry to perform on their biggest day. The league has hired the pop superstar who is still definitely at the top of her game to...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local family has again been reminded that their 60 year old Bachelor French Quarter Uncle, Jeremy, is in fact a wanker. The reminder came after a casual family catch up when Scott (34) , a nephew of Jeremy, brought up the exhilarating past month in the sporting world in an attempt to involve his uncle in the family...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final instalment of the 2024 State Of Origin Trilogy broke this year's TV audience records last night, as all historical trends and assumptions were rejected to deliver a spectacular NSW victory at the Brisbane game III decider. After 80 minutes of high octane rugby league, any comparable productions from rival franchises like the AFL and Super Rugby were...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland have lost a State of Origin series decider in Brisbane for just the third time in history, after 65 minutes of impenetrable defence from both sides. While the Queenslanders were heroic against a relentless Blues outfit, the Maroon wall was eventually breached by the antagonistic Blues Number 6, Jarome Luai, who sent a hulking Bradman Best over the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not one try and two sin bins at 30 minutes. This is sexy football, it has been confirmed.

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It's the greatest time of the year - if you are a rugby league fan, from Queensland. That's right, the State Of Origin decider is upon us, and it doesn't get much better if you are a fan of the team that likes winning deciders - aka Queensland. With the players nervously awaiting kick off in Game 3...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland executioner Dane Gagai will tonight play his 23rd match for the Maroons. The Maroons are chasing a third-straight State of Origin series victory at tonight's Game III, and the statistics are on their side when it comes to playing the decider at home in Brisbane. The men in Maroon will be revved up to just under the red line...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local whingeing and sunburnt pom is today still having a cry over the fact that his national side sucks so much at soccer that it would completely bottle it in the Euros final twice in a row. This comes nearly two full days after England lost 2-1 to Spain in the final of the European Championship in Germany,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like everyone else in the free world, local Queenslander Milton Castlemaine (59), has been glued to the news for the last 48 hours. Not because he usually gives a fuck about global events, but he does find it rather interesting that former US President Donald Trump almost had his head blown off by an AR-15. US politics is not usually...