“Who Would Vote For Trump!” Says Resin-Jewellery Leftie Whose Tenants Just Got Hit With A 50% Rent Increase
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A socially-progressive but fiscally responsible third-wave feminist is today just as outraged by the prospect of a Trump presidency as she was in 2016.
At 59, Audrey Bader has worked in the arts for over 30 years, her main duties include processing funding applications and attending film premiers and gallery openings. It's the type of work that helps keep...
Relationship Put To Sternest Test Yet As Mid Century Woman Moves In With Millennial Grey Man
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough moving in with your partner should be a happy milestone, for local woman Amelia Fortunati, 32, it’s sadly bringing her nothing but stress.
As a self confessed interior design enthusiast with a penchant for mid century furniture, Amelia is used to living in a space that feels warm, earthy and inviting - with her ultimate ‘dream house’ being...
Bloke Working The Pro Shop Receives Roaring Applause After Only Charging Bucks Party for Nine Holes
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTAfter manning the tills at Emerald Lakes golf shop for over 15 years, Ron Buderim (65) knows his customer.Guarding the gateway to the glittering 18-hole golf course on the Gold Coast, Ron is aware how lucky he is to spend his twilight years working a quiet pro shop in the morning before heading out for a...
Panic And Confusion Only Increases As Hens Party Fire Truck Roars Past Burning Building
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal residents have been left bewildered after what they thought was an emergency fire truck roared past a building fire in their neighborhood without even slowing down.
What was already a panicked and chaotic situation was magnified by the fact that the supposed emergency responders to a fire were seen blasting Ke$ha with several girls in their mid 30's...
Mature Age Uni Girl Breaks The Ice With Younger Classmates By Asking If They Use Tumblr
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal woman, Penny Young (31) , who recently re-enrolled into University for psychology, has reportedly been unsuccessful in trying to connect with her younger classmates.
Penny, who recently had the random urge for a drastic life-pivot decided to enroll in a Psychology course, after heavily considering a move to Melbourne.
Being the sensible mature age Uni student Penny is, the...
Asian Mate Off To One Of Their Secret Raves Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has found himself bewildered by his asian mates' endurance, after discovering he would be attending yet another rave in an undisclosed location this weekend.
Speaking to The Advocate, Sydneysider Nick Lewis, 32, says he was shocked to discover that his mate Chad would be off pinging again this weekend, having somehow being able to navigate the...
Local Woman Able To Keep Up With Convo About Motorbike CC’s With Limited Knowledge From Mario Kart
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today been able to bluff her way through some motorcycle chat, by leaning on her experience as being an avid Mario Kart fan as a kid.
As one of the few female coworkers in her male centric workplace, Chelsea Wallace, 34 often finds herself out of place when it came to any kind of sports...
Coastal Town Wellness Bro Hoping For Round Of Applause After His Performative Late June Ocean Swim
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In news from Byrondi Bay, a local showpony is struggling to have his thirst for attention quenched today, after failing to wow a small crowd at the beach.
Ziggy Julia-Stone, a 28-year-old jiu-jitsu coach who only moved to the North Coast from Fitzroy back in February, was spotted strutting out of the freezing waters of Main Beach...
Hollywood Concerned That A.I Might Come Up With Something Better Than Red Text On White Background
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTHollywood execs have admitted that their greatest fear is that A.I will one day be able to replicate the golden era that was the red and white movie poster era.
It's believed that if A.I is ever able to recreate the quality of movies that came about during the era where every light comedy flick had a red and...
Good Bloke Recounts Every Decent Thing He’s Ever Done To Secure Sports Streaming Password
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA self proclaimed good bloke, has been forced to recount every single good deed he's done for a friend in an attempt to secure a password for a sports streaming site.
The good bloke, also known as Andrew Younis (30), was forced to highlight his good deeds late last night after deciding he wanted to watch a European football...
