Bored AF Assange Kills Some Time In Canberra By Giving Questacon’s Free Fall 11th Spin For Arvo
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Julian Assange has been making the most of his new found freedom, it can be confirmed today.
After initially threatening to head back to Belmarsh prison after landing in Canberra last night, Assange has reportedly spent today looking to make the best of the situation.
The Townsville man who was locked up for revealing the awful nature of...
Local Woman Upgrades From The Digital Durries To The Lip Pillows
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTIn breaking news from a Betoota pub, a local bloke has sworn off inhaling mango flavoured battery acid, it can be reported.
Blaire Milton (32) has for the past three years been a reliable supplier of vapes to her mates, and is always good for passing around a pineapple scented USB stick whenever the girls get together...
Labor Unable To Get The Support Needed To Pass Their Crucial ‘Create More Slumlords’ Housing Bill
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As Australia reaches boiling point of a housing crisis, the Albanese Government is screaming into a pillow today - with the news that the Greens and the Coalition will team up in the Senate to obstruct Labor's newest housing bill.
The 'Create More Slumlords' bill aims to cut taxes for developers who boost housing supply with a 'built to...
Pissed White Collar Bloke At Karaoke Really Shouldn’t Have Attempted That Eminem Song
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local finance bloke was left feeling a little red faced last weekend, after attempting to drunkenly slur his way through an Eminem song on a work Karaoke night.
Stumbling into the French Quarter’s premier Karaoke bar, The Fat Pigeon, at roughly 9pm, Jonathan Gant, 32, and the rest of the crew at Gooch Associates prepared themselves for a...
Second Baby To Resolve Marital Issues That Still Persist Even After First Baby, Wedding, Dog Ownership
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights couple who should have called it quits years ago have doubled down yet again, figuring that having a second baby will fix the deep structural issues of their relationship.
Even though it’s obvious to all of their mates that they fucking hate each other, Leslie and Tom Williams have found themselves falling victim to the ‘sunk...
Rex Celebrates Soaring Above Virgin, Jetstar In Global Airline Rankings With Esky Of Cold Crownies, Complimentary Smokes On Every Flight
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Regional Express (Rex) Airlines has risen to 50th in the Skytrax Global Airline ranking, soaring above Virgin (54) and Jetstar (75). To celebrate the little guy having a win on the world stage, the country airline is putting on a few drinks.
Every Rex flight until the 1st of July will have an esky full...
“Wow…Bran?”: Assange In Disbelief After Finally Catching Up On The Final Game Of Thrones Episode
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWikileaks founder Julian Assange is currently en route to Australia after boarding a charter flight 5 pm UK time Monday, having finally been granted bail after spending five years in a Belmarsh prison.
Prior to that, Assange spent several years taking refuge in Ecuador’s embassy in London, after seeking asylum to avoid being extradited to Sweden on a rape...
Party Girl Coworker Signals Bad Tuesday Comedown By Blocking Out World With Hoodie And Headphone Combo
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones are working overtime today as a local rave rat eases back into the working week.
At 9:38am this morning, local PR professional Ciara Showpo (26) arrived at her desk at Prosecco & Pop Collective, an award-winning agency that specialises in gifting beauty shit to influencers.
Sucking down a green juice, Ciara...
Julian Assange “Very Happy” To Be Released After Plea Bargain; Keen For Origin 2 If Anyone Has Tickets
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WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has struck a plea bargain with the U.S. Justice Department, leading to his release just in time to catch tomorrow night’s State of Origin match in Melbourne.
Assange, who has been at the centre of a global legal storm since the publication of classified documents, expressed his joy at being freed...
Local Woman’s New Mental Health Plan Still Doesn’t Confront Her 48 Hours Of Binge Drinking Per Week
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman reckons she might have found the secret to perfect mental health, after following some wellness pages on Instagram, downloading a meditation app, and purchasing a Buffalo journal from Typo.
Speaking to The Advocate, a rather serene looking Tabitha Gilman, 26 says she was prompted to rehaul her life a couple of weeks ago, when she experienced...
