Australian Trump Supporter Has Nothing To Gain From This Except Further Antagonising Estranged Daughter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local retiree and part-time keyboard warrior Barry Kemp, 62, has been on a relentless social media campaign in support of former U.S. President Donald Trump, despite having absolutely no personal stake in American politics.
Barry, who is often found on Facebook engaging in heated debates with strangers about topics ranging from "rigged elections" to the deep state’s secret control...
Parasitic Retirement Villages Now First In Line For ‘Great Wealth Transfer’ Millennials Had Hoped For
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMillennials have been warned that relying on inheritance as a safety net cannot be guaranteed, with a recent expose by ABC investigations proving that the ‘great wealth transfer’ from baby boomers is likely not going to their children, but to parasitic retirement homes who rip off tenants with complex contracts and excessive exit fees.
This comes as Western society...
Microwave Rice Gives Local Girl’s Homemade Poke Bowl A Boost Of Forever Chemicals
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl’s attempt to whip up a healthy meal has been thwarted today after she unknowingly garnished her meal with some toxic chemicals.
Having spent the weekend surviving on cheese boards and a late-night halal snack pack, Claire Fishbowl (28) thought she’d get back on track with a nutritious bowl of Hawaiian inspired goodness.
Pimping out a...
Sadness Across Ireland As Nation’s Last Young Adult Leaves For Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Ireland will be without a single young adult from 6pm this evening Dublin time as the nation's last young adult, a 24-year-old turf cutter from Waterford, leaves for Australia.
Seán O’Driscoll had his visa approved this morning and is wasting no time in departing Ireland, joining every single other Irish person on Earth aged between...
Okay, That Was Pretty Sick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Yep, credit to the head honchos at the AFL, that was fucking awesome.
American Pop Star Katy Perry has today vindicated the decision to pay her fat stacks to come and perform the AFL Grand Final.
While many had question the relevancy of Perry and her decision to play some of her new stuff, the extended performance was...
Cost Of Living Crisis Sees Local Woman Return To The Broke Women’s Yochi
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTSAME SAME: As the cost of living in Australia continues to skyrocket, one local woman has made a heartbreaking return to the humble culinary treasure she once considered a ‘last resort’— her childhood supermarket go-to, the Yogo chocolate yogurt topped with mini M&Ms.
Talia Richards (29), who had become addicted to her routine visits to her local Yo-chi...
Boomers Tell Albanese He Can Fuck Around With Negative Gearing And Find Out How Low They Will Go
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The uniquely Australian voting demographic that has put self-interest at the centre of every single election since Gough Whitlam promised them free university, has today vowed that they have one more fight left in them.
This comes as the Prime Minister refuses to hose down reports that the Treasury has drawn up options to reform the Negative Gearing tax...
Jacob Elordi Says He Will Draw From His Experiences Of Being A QLDer To Understand Heathcliff Being Ostracised From Society
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter catching wind of all the negative comments about his casting for a Wuthering Heights adaptation, tall Brisbane boy Jacob Elordi has hit back at critics by stating he knows exactly how it feels to be ostracised from society - as he is a Queenslander, after all.
This comes as Saltburn director Emerald Fennell answered she would be casting...
PM Mulls Negative Gearing Abolition After Learning It Could Buy Us At Least One More Nuclear Submarine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly reconsidering the government's position on negative gearing this week after early estimates suggest the savings could be used to purchase an additional submarine from the Americans.
The abolition of negative gearing could save the taxpayer upwards of $50bn with the flick of a pen but so far, previous governments...
Greens Senator Whish-Wilson Spits His Green Smoothie Out Seeing Colleagues Calling For Hostile Takeover The RBA
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Greens Senator Peter Whish-Wilson, a former Wall Street banker and economics lecturer, was left flabbergasted this morning after reading the latest demand from his colleagues.
Upon learning that the party now wants to strong-arm the government into cutting interest rates as a condition for supporting the Reserve Bank reform bill, the Senator reportedly spat...
