Instagram Fitspo Model Drinks 43 Bintangs In 1st Day Of Bali Cheat Week
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A Sydney-based 'fitspiration model' has consumed six times his daily recommended amount of calories, it has been confirmed.
While running a moderately successful Instagram fitspo account under the name of Zen-On Fitness, the 23-year-old has already consumed 43 high-carb Balinese beers on his annual cheat week.
"Nothing is wrong with a bit of overindulgence here and there" says Zenon (23)...
Mike Whitney’s band completes 45-minute rendition of ‘Bow River’
6 January, 2017. 15:34
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Listen out to the wind, babe. Listen out for the rain.
Audiences in Brisbane were treated to a face-melting performance of Cold Chisel's classic feel-good hit 'Bow River' by Mike Whitney's band overnight.
The extended jam continued on for some 45-minutes before Whitney swan-dived off the stage in a great crescendo that was...
Outspoken Leftie’s Entire Image Depends On Nobody Finding Photos Of Him In Blackface In 08
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One local lefty, Milton Mearson (33) has today saved the world, after posting a passionate and extremely opinionated Facebook status to all of his 500 Facebook friends, about stuff that they would all pretty much feel the same way as him about.
Pre-cursing the status with "I don't usually post this kind of thing of Facebook" - Milton...
One Nation Senator’s Offensive Slur Towards Kiwis Results In Nationwide Scaffolder Strike
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One of Queensland's most tight-knit construction communities have this week announced plans to go on strike over One Nation senator, Malcolm Roberts' comments about Kiwis living in Australia.
Accusing New Zealand of a "hostile attitude" towards Israel, Senator Roberts suggested Australia take a stronger stance against New Zealand "settlements".
"At the very least, we should look at further cutting...
Turnbull announces Howard-style buy-back of deadly trolley poles
5 January, 2016. 11:00
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The majestic sound of trolley pole on skull is set to be vanquished under new laws drafted by the Turnbull government this morning.
Taking inspiration from former Prime Minister John Howard, Mr Turnbull has announced plans to introduce a weapon buy-back scheme for deadly trolley poles, which are said to be wrecking havoc on...
Intrepid Traveller Almost Forgets To Upload Photo Of Boarding Pass Before Take Off
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After what's seemed like literal months of pinching pennies and eating Mi-Goreng out of a stolen schooner glass, East Betoota hairdresser Annie Deggert is finally off on her trip overseas that she's been planning since early last year.
The wanderlust bug bit the 32-year-old hard after the death of her cat Nibbles, who was run...
Pull Your Fucken Head In Bradli, Says Fuming Kmart Mum
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"Keep your fucking hands to yourself Jai'ke you fucking pest" roars Mikaela Gleeson.
"I swear to fucking God if you touch one more thing I'll cave ya fucking head in"
Like many local bogans, Ms Gleeson has absolutely no qualms with using extremely vulgar language at a very high volume in public spaces.
However, as inappropriate as...
Baby Boomer Forced To Confront Own Mortality For The Second Time This Week
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IT ONLY SEEMED LIKE yesterday when 56-year-old retired banker Richard Cullens was sitting in the lounge room - listening to Prince, Leonard Cohen, David Bowie, George Michael and watching Carrie Fisher in Star Wars films.
But today, those nostalgic memories of a time gone by, before he had a wife, kids, Labrador and Mercedes ML320,...
West End man still pulling chicks by telling them he played drums in Powderfinger
27 December, 2016. 15:34
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Gilbert Tanner rides down Montague Road on his razor scooter most afternoons on his way to throw rocks at the CityCat, explaining that their wake is ruining the banks of the brown snake and the noise disturbs the fishes.
On a balmy afternoon in Brisbane's West End, you'd most likely find him...
Yamba Council Begrudgingly Put Their Hands Up To Babysit For Tamworth Over Christmas Period
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With Christmas festivities complete, households across from across the New England region of north-west New South Wales are emptying by the minute.
Destination: Yamba, NSW
"It's like our little home away from home" says Miles Liston, a New England Cotton Baron
"We finish Christmas with a gutful of prawns and cricket and then head directly east".
With Hiluxes peppering the sleepy streets...