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Australian television is more entertaining when thrown off roof

12 August, 2015. 15:35 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IT'S ONE OF Australia's most favourite pass times. And in light of Channel 7's decision to axe the groundbreaking reality TV series Restaurant Revolution for Cats That Make You Laugh Out Loud, it's becoming more popular than ever. Destruction by gravity has been a cornerstone in Australian entertainment for generations and people around...

Bundaberg Is Home To The Most Dangerous Drug In Australia

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact POLICE in Brisbane are calling it “fightin' in a bottle”, a type of rum known on the streets as cane champagne or biff syrup that’s making users handsome and psychotic while giving them a superhuman ability to make ripper calls and punch people senseless. The dark spirit, which cops say is prevalent in the rugby...

Andrew Bolt Reportedly Not Welcome In Cherbourg

4 August, 2015. 11:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact NON-INDIGENOUS, MELBOURNE-BASED NEWSCORP COLLUMIST, ANDREW BOLT has this week been informed by Aboriginal residents from the notorious Indigenous community of Cherbourg, that he is not welcome in their town. Locals fear that if Mr Bolt decided to visit the iconic Aboriginal settlement, he would risk being at the receiving end of some "mission justice".  That is, if he...

Bronwyn Bishop looks forward to mentoring ‘peasant’ Liberal members on the backbench

3 August, 2015. 14:50 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact FORMER SPEAKER OF the House Bronwyn Bishop says her exile to the backbench is a "blessing in disguise". The 72-year-old university dropout plans to teach up-and-coming Liberal members how to act like a Coalition minister, by teaching them how to properly spend tax-payer money. While many of her colleagues have lauded her selflessness by...

7 Other Australian Of The Year Recipients Who Also Deserve To Be Mercilessly Booed

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Of The Year is described as "a unique award that it is sponsored by a national government and commands broad public support,". However, as prestigious as the award is, it is common knowledge in Australian society, that no one can command support from the Australian public - even one of the highest performing athletes in Australian football. The Australian,...

Brisbane’s lost tribe and the expedition to find them

27 July, 2015. 16:09 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THERE IS A PART of Northern Australia that's still untouched by the outside world. Outsiders who dare to visit are often greeted with hostility. They have their archaic views mocked and their livelihoods called in to disrepute. As a young man from neighbouring Charleville found out the hard way in 2004. He travelled to this tiny lost pocket of...

Office Receptionist Low On Energy After Not Eating Anything But Pingers For 3 Days

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Katie Austin has just returned home from an amazing weekend at Splendour In The Grass. The 27-year-old says she has never felt as bad as she does at this very moment, sitting at her work desk. "I am absolutely ruined, I didn't eat the whole weekend," The iconic arts and music festival kicked off on Friday at...

Anti-Islam protestors ridiculed for playing Cat Stevens song during rally

  July 22, 2015. 11:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact THOUSANDS OF AUSTRALIAN NATIONALISTS are being universally laughed at this week after it was revealed that their official anti-Islamic rally anthem belongs to one of the most well-known Muslim rock stars of all time. Protests across Australia took place over the weekend, with clashes between anti-Muslim and anti-racism demonstrators. The Reclaim Australia...

Reclaim Australia Movement Demands Shark-Cull After Fanning Incident

July 20, 2015. 10:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact SHOCKING footage of Mick Fanning fending off a great white shark in Jeffreys Bay, South Africa, has made waves around the world. The Australian cultural activist movement, Reclaim Australia, has made an official statement this morning surrounding the incident. The movement has stated, that current increase in shark attacks on Australian beaches...

FIFO Worker Accidentally Roots His Own Wife During Week Off

J.P. ELLIOT | Western Australia | Contact A Perth man has made the shocking discovery that his wife of 8 years has been secretly working as a "high-class" escort, after he inadvertently booked her services through an online agency. 40-year-old FIFO miner Peter Anderson uncovered his wife’s clandestine side-career last week when he and several workmates solicited female escort services at a hotel...

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