The 11 Worst Online Reviews Australia Has Ever Received
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
These National Parks are the postcards that Australia sells to the rest of the world. They may seem like the perfect place to visit on your next holiday.
However, nearly every major national park in the country has had a handful of one-star ratings on various travel sites, ranging from trip Advisor to Yelp. You might...
Michelle Bridges convinces ordinary women that they don’t deserve to be happy
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Michelle Bridges is 44-years-old and doesn't believe in excuses.
A hard-but-fair Australian fitness guru, who understands that true happiness can only be found through consistent physical punishment and guilt-driven dieting - a personal mission statement that has made her millions of dollars.
With the international roll-out of her ever popular 12 Week Body Transformation (12WBT) program growing traction overseas,...
Wikileaks founder to reveal Game Of Thrones spoilers unless demands are met
18 March, 2015. 11:30
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A spokesperson for the exiled founder of Wikileaks.org has today revealed an ultimatum.
Julian Assange, the creator and curator of the international whistle-blower website, has promised to "cause havoc" if he is not given a safe passage to a Caribbean Island of his choosing - from his current hideout in the Ecuadorian embassy...
Senator Jacqui Lambie calls for a “Tasmanian Republic”
17 March, 2015. 11:30
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Former Palmer United Party senator Jacqui Lambie has kicked things off with yet another controversial tirade, this time regarding her plans for an independent Tasmania.
Her "dream for Tasmania" would see the island leaving Australia as a federal state, and her leaving the Australian senate as well.
In yet another shocking and confusing senate...
CSIRO Report Shows Australia’s Greatest Sportsmen Love Getting Fucked Up
20 July, 2016. 16:10
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Journalist | Contact
As most fans would have guessed, another year of Australian sport means another busy year for Australian police and the Australian media.
Former AFL star Ben Cousins making headlines again with his decade long struggles with addiction as well an alleged sextape/cocaine scandal ready to fly in the NRL - our greats are doing...
BREAKING: NT Police on the hunt for “croc killer” shark
13 March, 2015. 15:01
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
POLICE NEAR DARWIN are once again on the lookout for a "shark of biblical proportions" after the remains of a 17-metre crocodile were spotted from the air.
Officials from Charles Darwin University and the NT Police have confirmed that the crocodile was attacked by a "super-sized marine predator".
Teams are currently attempting to...
Female Housemate Forced To Squat Above Toilet Bowl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A 23-year old living in the Brisbane suburb of West End has opened up to The Betoota Advocate today about the grim state of affairs for women living in predominantly-male sharehouses.
"I live with four guys. Two work in construction, one works in real estate and the other is a full-time student,"
"They are all single,...
‘Britain’s white jihadi’ – A gap year gone bad
10 March, 2015. 12:33
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Islāmic State recruit the British media decried as "Britain's White Jihadi" in December, proclaiming he was a "major coup for the terrorist group", is actually a skinny, baby-faced boy from Lane Cove in Sydney's north shore, who's in Northern Syria completing his expedition and community service components for his Gold Duke of Edinburgh (DOE) award.
The...
Abbott Government embraces International Women’s Day with “Guidelines To Female Happiness”
8 March, 2015. 15:03
INGRID DOULTON (OAM) | Professor of Women's Issues | Contact
A GOVERNMENT-FUNDED report was leaked via Wikileaks this morning, outlining measures that Australian women could take in order to achieve unbridled happiness.
Launched to coincide with International Women's Day, the study is the latest attempt by the government to try to solve the 'unhappy women' problem that has dogged the Abbott...
Struggling Lightning Ridge grazier makes millions selling dead organic lambs to yuppies
5 March, 2015. 12:05
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE LATE SUMMER rain was widespread enough to prevent drought-affected areas getting even drier, except for Lighting Ridge.
It's nothing new for the locals, who've grown accustom to going without water.
As many people around the country have come to learn over the years, if it doesn't rain on farmland, things "go to shit" quite...