Ordinary man dies “lonely but awesome rock star death” in Darwin
4 March, 2015. 15:06
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POLICE ARE investigating the death of a 27-year-old Darwin man after his body was discovered this morning in a Coconut Grove apartment.
Blake John Harding was found with a number of empty beers cans and drug paraphernalia scattered around the residence.
Detectives have concluded that the man may have died "an awesome rock...
Entire scaffolding industry of Queensland on strike over ban on kava
26 February, 2015. 15:30
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One of Queensland's most tight-knit construction communities have this week announced plans to go on strike over the government's controversial new measures to monitor the transportation and personal consumption of the psychoactive southern Pacific plant, Kava.
The consumption of kava is a cultural tradition for a vast number of Polynesian and Micronesian communities based...
Plans to replace Centrelink with euthanasia clinics gain traction
25 February, 2015. 15:04
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MORE THAN half the recipients of the disability support and unemployment pensions could be targeted for voluntary euthanasia from next June.
A landmark report into the country’s ballooning $150 billion annual welfare burden, released today, says the cost to the nation is becoming unmanageable unless people are put back to work or removed from...
“Only idiots play the pokies” says man with thirteen online betting accounts
25 February, 2015. 12:05
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NORTH BETOOTA man, Rick Comino, says that he is a man of many vices, but poker machines are not one of them.
"It's just so sad that they fill the pubs full of these things knowing that some idiot is going to put his whole pay check through them"
"I used to play...
McDonald’s Trials New Camouflage Packaging To Blend In With Roadside
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MCDONALD'S AUSTRALIA will begin to trial green packaging at selected restaurants in an attempt to prevent it being seen on the side of highways.
The first McDonalds' to receive the new wrappers and bags will be on the Hume Highway - a move that comes after intense lobbying from Goulburn Mulwaree Council.
The Council spends over $1m a...
Australian farmers turn on Tony Abbott for his “Fedora Akubra”
21 February, 2015. 15:30
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PRIME MINISTER Tony Abbott has come under fire from his National Party colleagues for choosing to wear a fedora to a Lightning Ridge property this afternoon.
Coalition backbenchers have suggested that the PM is "out-of-touch" with rural affairs - outlined by his choice to don the inappropriate hat.
It's been a horror couple...
Queenslanders demand the return of old tropical storm warhorses for Marcia cleanup
20 February, 2015. 15:05
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QUEENSLANDERS HAVE made it clear that they want somebody competent to lead the state through Tropical Cyclone Marcia.
In a poll commissioned by The Northern Miner, 9 out of 10 people in the area want either Campbell Newman or Sir Peter Cosgrove to have executive powers during the storm.
Respondents also showed a lack of confidence in...
Australians panic over new “Chinese headlines” on popular newspaper
19 February, 2015. 11:30
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Residents of Australia's largest city and the surrounding, less important, regional areas - are today in a state of shock, after being exposed to a cultural shift that many are not ready for.
Feelings of xenophobia and anti-Asian sentiment have once again replaced acceptance and tolerance as Australians panic over what looks...
Junior Rugby League Club Bans Antisocial Two-Tone Hairstyle From Sidelines
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A SMALL TOWN junior rugby league club in western NSW has outlawed an "anti-social" hairstyle after police established a link between the haircut and repeated violence at matches.
At 7:45 pm (AEST) last night, a brawl broke out during a friendly training match between North and South Cowra - which police allege was instigated by a 44-year-old...
Nightclub Photo Guy Realises That The Girls Are Only Smiling At The Camera
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Devastating revelations in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley this week have seen one man questioning both his self-confidence and self-worth among the people he believed to be his friends.
Hamish Bloom, a 27-year old from the city's northern suburbs, has spent the last eight years believing that his easily dispensable position as a nightclub photographer was one that...