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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn what might be the greatest display of masculinity this past decade, president elect Donald Trump today ended his pre-inauguration victory rally by busting out some dance moves, surrounded by men wearing cowboy outfits and spandex leather. Standing before a sea of red hats at Capitol One Arena in Washington and with a slew of millionaires and celebrities that...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cinema has lost one of its great freaks, with the passing of legendary filmmaker David Lynch at the age of 78. Known for his ability to make audiences deeply uncomfortable while somehow keeping them glued to their seats, Lynch's flicks were as baffling as they were brilliant and often about 20 to 40 minutes...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Music streaming giant Spotify has today launched its annual Spotify Wrapped campaign for 2024. This means the platform's users are getting raw insights into their own, sometimes daunting, listening habits today. Marking its tenth anniversary in 2024, Spotify Wrapped provides users an exciting opportunity to see how the algorithmic patterns of AI-charged tech conglomerates have swayed their music taste over...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact President Donald Trump has announced that Australia’s largest export to the United States, News Corporation, will be exempt from any future tariffs, a decision that has drawn criticism for highlighting the close ties between Trump and Rupert Murdoch. While most associate Australian exports with commodities like actors, beef, or wine, News Corporation, founded in Adelaide...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Australian Government's Foreign Minister, Senator Penny Wong, has this week been urged to look outside the nation's sandstone universities in her departments efforts to recruit expert advisers. While the Chinese-speaking white incels will always make up the vast majority of the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade (DFAT) - it is generally acknowledged that some of Australia's greatest...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australia’s ambassador to the US, former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, has said the embassy is “ready” for a second Trump presidency. And he's going to win back the President's support the only way he knows how, with a big night at the rippers. During a speech to the Sydney International Strategy Forum this morning, Rudd said the embassy was "well...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the former president of the United States isn't officially back in the top job yet, the big fella is already making moves! Yessir, the Don has wasted no time in appointing a huge name to one of the most important portfolios in the country. In news that will terrify the dirty communists and terrorists around the world,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact If the last few years weren't bad enough for the ground staff of Australian airlines, it seems they are now being blamed for molten magma pushing through the Earth's vents and fissures and erupting into Indonesian rainforest. This comes as three Australian airlines have cancelled flights to and from Bali, due to a dangerous ash cloud. The groundings affected Jetstar,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean news outlets are reporting that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has achieved what Western military analysts once thought to be impossible. The Dear Leader is said to have flawlessly infiltrated Kyiv, culminating in a heroic, solo battle that obliterated an entire battalion of Ukrainian soldiers and ended with the Supreme Leader’s showdown against...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After nearly five years of self-discovery, Taylor O'Sullivan, a 30-year-old Betoota Grove native, has made the classic decision to stay just one more year in Berlin. Though he’s well aware that 30 is the hard limit for the German working holiday visa, Taylor has declared he’s not ready for the rigidity of a real...