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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australia’s ambassador to the US, former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, has said the embassy is “ready” for a second Trump presidency. And he's going to win back the President's support the only way he knows how, with a big night at the rippers. During a speech to the Sydney International Strategy Forum this morning, Rudd said the embassy was "well...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the former president of the United States isn't officially back in the top job yet, the big fella is already making moves! Yessir, the Don has wasted no time in appointing a huge name to one of the most important portfolios in the country. In news that will terrify the dirty communists and terrorists around the world,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact If the last few years weren't bad enough for the ground staff of Australian airlines, it seems they are now being blamed for molten magma pushing through the Earth's vents and fissures and erupting into Indonesian rainforest. This comes as three Australian airlines have cancelled flights to and from Bali, due to a dangerous ash cloud. The groundings affected Jetstar,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean news outlets are reporting that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has achieved what Western military analysts once thought to be impossible. The Dear Leader is said to have flawlessly infiltrated Kyiv, culminating in a heroic, solo battle that obliterated an entire battalion of Ukrainian soldiers and ended with the Supreme Leader’s showdown against...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After nearly five years of self-discovery, Taylor O'Sullivan, a 30-year-old Betoota Grove native, has made the classic decision to stay just one more year in Berlin. Though he’s well aware that 30 is the hard limit for the German working holiday visa, Taylor has declared he’s not ready for the rigidity of a real...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Americans are currently casting their ballots in the presidential race between Republican nominee former President Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Vice- President Kamala Harris. It's an election that even the most seasoned political pundits are convinced will come down to the wire, and one that has cost more campaign dollars than any before. And unlike any election that has ever...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a strategic move that has regional powers taking notice, the Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) has released pictures of the nation's latest naval acquisition. The New Zealand Government confirmed the submarine's existence this morning, ushering in a new paradigm for the Robin of the South Pacific. For the first time, our cousins across...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A traditional kava-drinking ceremony has reportedly left an inebriated King stumbling through the streets of Apia, Samoa, harassing locals and reminding them of their poor Rugby League skills. King Charles is currently visiting the Pacific nation, where he will preside over a gathering of Commonwealth presidents and prime ministers for the first time. It's alleged the King hit the town...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The sporting world is marvelling at an incredible feat that took place in the NBA today. For the first time in over two years, the world has a seen a Father/Son duo set foot on the same playing surface to play some sport. The undisputed GOAT LeBron James today added another incredible achievement to the list, by playing...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact His Majesty King Charles was in South London yesterday receiving a high fade from his favourite Jamaican barber ahead of the King's trip to Australia. King Charles will arrive in Sydney in three days time, however, His Majesty will stop over in Türkiye to receive a set of veneers. It is customary for Englishmen coming to...