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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a shocking new twist to the Side Hustle Scotty saga, it can now be revealed the former Prime Minister is going global. With revelations emerging over the last couple of days regarding Scott Morrison's secret new jobs, it can now be confirmed that he also made himself the Secretary-General of the United Nations. Scotty has refused to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you are lucky enough not to have come in contact with the latest flash-in-the-pan misogynist to go viral on TikTok, you might not be familiar with the newest wave of controversial opinions currently infecting the brains of young men who don't know how to talk to women. Andrew Tate, a former 'mixed martial arts expert' who has recorded...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite having every single song permanently seared into brain for all of eternity, young father Dale Shannaghan (39) has never sat down to watch the hit musical Grease with his two young daughters from start to finish. That's to not say he's never watched this timeless film before. As an early millennial, the timeless love story between Danny and Sandy...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US tabloids are in overdrive this week, as entertainment reporters rush to get the scoop on which absolute smokeshow Pete Davidson has landed as a rebound. This follows the news that the 28-year-old American comedian had split up with LA socialite Kim Kardashian (41) after nine months of dating. Fans of both comedy and TV shows about rich people had...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT US President Joe Biden has today announced a groundbreaking foreign policy. The man in charge of the self-proclaimed home of the brave and the land of the free has revealed how he plans to de-escalate the situation with China. Biden says he will pump a few hundred million dollars into producing the long-awaited fourth installment in the Rush...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As wildfires tear through Europe and tens of thousands are evacuated due to record-shattering heatwaves, droves of climate-change denying Australians are taking the opportunity to beat their chests. Because Australians know a hot summer better than anybody! This comes after Britain recorded a new provisional record temperature of 40.3C in central England, with 29 sites across the country experiencing temperatures...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be now unfolding in the Northern Hemisphere, causing chaos in countries not prepared for extreme weather events. For the first time this week, the United Kingdom has issued the first-ever red warning for extreme heat in the heart of England. Temperatures of up to about...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just eight British politicians are left in the race to replace the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, as nominations closed for the first ballot to find a new Conservative Party leader. Former Treasury chief Rishi Sunak was previously considered the frontrunner, but has since become overshadowed by a surprisingly charismatic aristocrat from the south of England. Former polo champion turned real estate mogul Sir...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the geopolitical situation keeps evolving in the Pacific, two heavyweights of the region have today revealed their frustrations at the state of things. With the Pacific Islands Forum taking place this week, Australia and America have once again screamed blue murder about someone else trying to take advantage of their small island neighbours. "It's just disgraceful that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT British TV shock jock Piers Morgan has today been met with the horrifying realisation that he might have ended his own career. This comes after the 57-year-old Murdoch goon spent yesterday celebrating all of the hard work he has done to oust UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, after turning on him two weeks ago in a desperate effort to...