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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever are watching the mid-year tests. With the Bledisloe, Spring Tour, and the RWC exhibition matches all ahead of us after this, no one is salivating harder for this abundance of rugby than the fans of the most winningest professional sporting team in history...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Britain are today kidding themselves if they think that their wildly unpopular Prime Minister will resign in the face of extreme pressure from his own party and voters. This comes as Boris Johnson defies stern advice from his senior ministers to quit, vowing to cling on to leadership with both hands. More than 32 politicians and parliamentary...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation's new Prime Minister has today wowed the crowd of journalists following him around the country. PM Anthony Albanese has struck envy into the hearts of journalists and cameramen by showing them some of the pictures from his luxurious overseas holiday. A customary procedure after any overseas jaunt, the PM has pulled up some happy snaps from...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local sad case is under fire today for an extremely controversial decision. Just over halfway through a full-blown overseas boys' trip, Jayden Norris says he just needs a few hours to himself. After 7 days of frenetic hedonism in a foreign, Jayden says he's actually 'had enough of these cunts.' The pathetic local coward has reportedly informed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite all of the distress and trauma caused by a full-scale Russian invasion of his beloved country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has impressed the world today with his ability to appreciate how tough things were in the inner-west Sydney houso flats during the 1970s and 1980s. This comes as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese made a surprise visit to the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Supreme Court of the United States of America has today revealed that they are taking their pro-life agenda even further. Just weeks after overturning the Roe v Wade decision which made the right to an abortion a universal one, the court is reportedly set to ban condoms in the near future as well. The news from the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some great news for US citizens already struggling within a privatised healthcare system, America's billionaire tech giants have generously offered to help cover the costs of anyone who needs to travel interstate to access medical procedures that have been greatly restricted throughout the country due to the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe Vs Wade. Tech companies including...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States Of America has once again shown why there needs to be a big fat asterisk next to its trademark slogan. Proving that they are 'home of the brave, and the land of the free' for a select group of people, the US Supreme Court has now overturned the national right to a safe medical procedure....

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just a couple of weeks into his Prime Ministership, Anthony Albanese is under fire. In his first few weeks in the top job, he's been hit with prices surges, interest rate raises and some tough meetings on the international front. And now, the Random Souths PM has been spotted going soft on China, just like his critics said he...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A downtown Jakartan hairdresser has been thrown a curveball today after a random Australian tourist rolled into his store. Owner of a hairdressing shop in the district of Kebayoran Baru, local South Jakartan man Reza Setiawan said he and his employees were all rather confused when the strange man came into the store. Not one to see many...