Foreign Minister Asks Russia If They Can Hold Up With The Tanks For A Few Decades Until Our Subs Arrive
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Pro-western Ukrainians are breathing a sigh of relief today after our very own Foreign Minister Marise Payne issued a stern ultimatum to Russia.
Speaking with Russian President Vladimir Putin this morning, Payne reportedly told the global superpower that if they wanna blue, they need to hold up for a few decades.
"I told him our single figure fleet...
Cinema Screening Of New Jackass Movie Just Doesn’t Feel As Authentic As A Burned CD-R On VLC
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After 12-year hiatus, the fourth instalment in the Jackass movie franchise has nabbed the number 1 spot in the US box office.
That is, despite the fact that this blast from the past is relying solely on ticket sales, as the peer-to-peer pirating of yesteryear is no longer available to a majority of today's youth.
This means that for...
100,000 Russian Troops Withdraw From Ukrainian Border After Western Leaders Voice Concerns
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The world has breathed a collective sigh of relief today, with Russia finally backing down from a conflict with Ukraine.
The backdown from Russian President Vladimir Putin comes after weeks and weeks of growing tensions on the Russian-Ukrainian border.
Fears had been held of a full-blown conflict between Russia and Ukraine, with a significant amount of troops pulling...
Pete Davidson’s Purple Patch Continues As US Comedian Papped Holding Hands With Gina Rinehart
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Gossip columnists are in a frenzy this afternoon after some sensational images have surfaced online.
Popping up a short time ago, popular US Comedian Pete Davidson has been papped going for an afternoon stroll with Aussie mining magnate Gina Rinehart.
The images were taken outside the billionaire's Dalkeith palatial mansion in Perth, and are set to send shockwaves...
Deporting World’s Best Tennis Players Fails To Resolve Australia’s Drastic Fresh Food Shortages
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Australia is once again at the centre of global headlines, after our previously unknown Immigration minister Alex Hawke came to the defence of Scott Morrison and cancelled Novak Djokovic's visa on the grounds of 'public interest'.
Novak Djokovic arrived in Australia just over a week ago, with plans to win a 10th Australian Open title. The 34-year-old was gunning...
Kevin Costner Finally Forgiven For Waterworld
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Hollywood boomer sex icon Kevin Costner has been forgiven for all of his sins in the mid-nineties, it has been confirmed.
This comes as Yellowstone's Season 4 finale, which aired on January 2nd, was the show's most-watched episode to-date with 9.3 million US viewers. The most-watched TV telecast since the Season 8 premiere of The Walking Dead, which drew...
Pope Francis Relaxes Even More Rules: “You Can Definitely Come To Church Stoned. It’s Cool Bro”
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After dragging the Catholic Church into the 21st Century kicking and screaming, the 266th Pope has today relaxed even more rules.
After already making his stance known as a supporter of reforming views towards abortion, gay marriage and adultery - the former Argentinian nightclub bouncer turned Bishop Of Rome has today reiterated that he's a pretty chill guy.
After telling...
Report: The Shining Is Definitely A Christmas Movie
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When it comes to naming the most essential Christmas movies, there are titles that come to mind straight away: It’s a Wonderful Life, Love Actually, Miracle on 34th Street, Home Alone.
Hollywood Christmas movies as a genre need to include wholesome storytelling - and themes of winter, food and family. Films that can be enjoyed with the family over...
Bob Sinclair Finally Coming To Terms With The Fact We Might Not Be The Love Generation
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While many are looking to the future with some hope that the worst of this spicy cough is behind us, international figure Bob Sinclar has concluded that he's not so positive.
The French DJ responsible for the iconic 2005 hit 'Love Generation' has revealed in an exclusive interview with The Advocate that he has finally embraced the fact...
Kim Kardashian Gives Australian Women The Encouragement They Needed To Visit Local Skate Park
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American superstar Kim Kardashian and millennial stand up comedian Pete Davison have confirmed their relationship today by holding hands in exclusive photos obtained by paparazzis over the weekend.
The deeply invested Kardashian fanbase are going wild over the pairing of Kim, 41, and the 28-year-old Saturday Night Live star who are now in a romantic relationship - after weeks...