World News

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Jacinda Ardern has greeted the people of New Zealand with a rather sobering message today, declaring that the nation is now formally in recession. The Prime Minister made the announcement this morning after the All Blacks second straight loss over the weekend, signalling a grim few months ahead. "After that performance against the French on Sunday morning, the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After decades of standing by and watching our greatest ally de-stabilise and destroy a multitude of autonomous nations, Australia has decided to stand up for 'freedom' this week. With our greatest trading partner flexing its muscles and continuing to strong-arm the regions of Taiwan and Hong Kong, the likes of Peter Dutton and Tony Abbott have made a...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a final humiliation on the world stage, Prime Minister Scott Morrison was spotted playing Nintendo with other world leaders using a controller that wasn’t plugged in. During the recreational segment of what some are calling the most urgent meeting of world leaders in this century, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau produced a Nintendo 64 with four controllers and...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another tough week for Scott Morrison has gotten even worse today, with newfound nemesis Emmanuel Macron taking the public humiliation to the next level. The tit for tat between he and the French President has involved blatant lying, leaked text messages, and plenty of shit-talking behind the scenes. The Australian Prime Minister has now been treated to public...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Prime Minister's humiliation on the world stage is far from complete, as the Glasgow climate change summit becomes less about world leaders trying to save the world, and more about how Scott Morrison cannot be trusted as a diplomat. In fact, Scotty From Marketing has dropped the ball so badly that no amount of horse races and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing's disastrous holiday to Glasgow has gotten even messier today, after it was revealed that not only is he willing to lie to world leaders to save his neck, but he's not above leaking his sensitive correspondence with them to Australia's conservative media outlets. The Australian Prime Minister has been accused of misleading the US Government in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Melbourne Cup done and dusted for 2021, all eyes have turned back to Prime Minister Scott Morrison, who has somehow managed make himself the laughing stock of this world leaders summit in Glasgow. Aside from the fact that Scotty allowed the the major fossil fuel corporation Santos to sponsor Australia's exhibition in COP26, or the fact that...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Presidents and Prime Ministers from around the world have today dropped their heads in unison, as our leader made his address to the COP26 Climate Summit in Glasgow. Speaking at the landmark meeting, Prime Minister Scott Morrison caused eye-rolls and even some gasps as he produced a giant lump of coal. “This is coal,” said Scotty to a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today learnt how expendable he is when it comes to the historic bond shared between the United States of America and the rest of Europe. Day one of a week long European summit of world leaders has gone awfully pear-shaped from the Australian PM, after the French President openly told journalists that he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Worksites around the United Kingdom have been sitting empty for weeks, as the Brits learn that maybe they didn't really think too far ahead with this whole Brexit thing. Without any unskilled Romanian, Polish or Hungarian labourers to pour concrete and dig holes - the coldest and wettest country in Western Eurasia is learning why they joined the EU...