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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The worlds giant pharmaceutical companies have today expressed outrage at calls for mammoth profits to be put aside for the sake of humanity. This comes after US President Joe Biden threw his support behind a proposed World Trade Organization (WTO) waiver of intellectual property rights for those spicy cough preventer doses. The proposal was put forward by South...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT GREAT NEWS FOR EXPORTERS! In some pretty ordinary news for anyone whose livelihood relies on China for imports or exports - the economic superpower next door has "indefinitely" suspended all activity under the China-Australia Strategic Economic Dialogue. Relations between the two countries have deteriorated since Canberra called for an inquiry into the origins of the COVID-19 pandemic, which came...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT US President Joe Biden has enraged American gun enthusiasts with new restrictions on several popular types of surface-to-air missiles. Under the revolutionary new rules, those with a history of psychiatric episodes, who are currently incarcerated, who have previously been incarcerated for a violent firearms offence or who are under the age of 10 will be restricted to owning...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT White Americans, from the College lawns to the Oval Office are today cheering at the news that they will never have to confront the term 'Black Lives Matter' ever again. This comes as a US jury finds former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin unequivocally guilty of the murder of George Floyd, whose death sparked worldwide protests, violence and a furious re-examination of...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that will appease Australia's Little Man Syndrome on the global stage, our navy has reportedly sent shock waves around the world. Following the viral success of the Australian Navy's Elite Twerk Division at the commissioning of HMAS Supply in Sydney, the French Foreign Legion is set to follow our lead. The huge news was announced...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after reports the Chinese military is relinquishing its claim to the South China Sea. That massive pressure valve release comes after the Chinese President Xi Jinping was shown videos of Australia's elite Twerk Division doing their thing. It's believed that after being shown footage of the dance routine at...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fabled author JK Rowling has criticised the new Trans Tasman bubble this afternoon just hours after it was announced, telling her Twitter followers that it's not a real, biological bubble. "There are bubbles that occur naturally in nature and then there are bubbles that are manufactured and I think these new bubbles created by man...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT To some, it seems as if you can’t say anything these days whether it’s about politics, sport, or women without fear of being ‘cancelled.’  In case your eyes and ears stopped working in 2017, ‘getting cancelled’ is a symptom of ‘cancel culture’ where ordinary people are punished with a public shunning in the form of a coordinated withdrawal of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Almost all restrictions on licensed venues around Australia have been pulled back today, just in time for one of the booziest days of the year. In New South Wales, residents can finally stand at the bar and enjoy a cold one - as the state government comes good on their promise to let the Irish go mad just in time...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Piers Morgan, the former host of Good Morning Britain has today fronted the press to assure everyone that he is not being fueled by hate and anger. Speaking this morning, after being hounded like a member of the Royal Family for a brief moment in time, the big sook said that calling Meghan a liar is a 'hill...