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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the race to the Whitehouse becomes to heat up, The Betoota Advocate has decided to break it's strict apolitical position and put forward a left field candidate. With Joe Biden officially pulling out of contention for the Democratic nomination in this November's US election, our humble regional newspaper is calling for Sydney Sweeney to be the 47th...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A growing number of senior Democrats - including Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Steny Hoyer - are reportedly 'sweating' today, as they wait on the result of a critical opinion poll regarding the party's replacement presidential candidate for the November election. Following President Joe Biden's abrupt departure from the the 2024 race, droves of senior Democrats have quickly backed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 81-year-old US President Joe Biden has officially declared that it would be in the best interests of the Democratic Party, and the American people, if he were to pull out of the race for the White House. Biden has also clarified that he will continue to serve the rest of his term as president, and has immediately thrown his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Joe Biden has dramatically quit the race for president, bowing to pleas from key political allies who are worried he doesn't have what it takes to win a second time, especially that really cool photo of Donald Trump covered in blood under the American flag. The one-term President announced that he was ending his effort to seek another term,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite his disastrous debate performance, and several career-defining gaffes over the last 24 hours - President Joe Biden has insisted that he's staying in the race. With Congress returning to session, several senior House Democrats have called on Biden to step down - however, the wider Democratic Party remain confident in Biden. Onlookers also remain confident that the Democrats know...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Joe Biden has made a number of gaffes this morning that has only caused more nervousness within the Democrats. Moments ago the President accidentally referred to his Vice President Kamala Harris as “Vice President Trump” while answering the first question at a high-stakes press conference that aimed to convince the rest of his high-ranking Democratic officials to re-endorse...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former US House speaker Nancy Pelosi has this week publicly casted doubts on President Joe Biden's ability to win a second election against Donald Trump in November. The uncertainty within the Democrats about their current candidate for the 2024 race has only magnified since last week's nightmare presidential debate, where Biden appeared to show signs of clear cognitive decline. This...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In shocking news from the wrestling world today, legend John Cena has announced his WWE retirement in an emotional farewell speech. Many fans were left confused by the wrestler's touching speech, after he spent almost 2 decades not being seen by anyone. "Wait, who is this guy?" Said one audience member. "I have never seen this man in my life. Why...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT America's Democratic Party have made a bombshell revelation about who they will be taking to the upcoming US election. A party insider has confirmed to The Advocate this evening (Australian time) that they are about to press the button on a new Presidential Candidate. The Democrats are sensationally set to hand the presidential nomination to a man who...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The third season of Disney+ and FX’s drama series ‘The Bear’ has returned to screen to rewrite the script on the hospitality industry.  The new season has shattered stereotypes that chefs are suave characters, by representing the gritty, chaotic and emotionally charged reality behind the doors of a kitchen that's so authentic, any person who’s ever worked in a...