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FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact As Trump continues to publicly deny his election defeat, White House officials say that behind closed doors he is preparing for a hasty departure, with a number of fixtures and fittings recently disappearing, only to reappear later on online auction sites.  “I don’t know how he is getting away with it” said an unnamed source. “The desk in...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact After finally, sort of begrudgingly accepting the results of the election, Trump has a long road ahead as he prepares to move out of the White House and into one of his many properties while he patiently waits to find out what he'll be indicted for first.  But for a man not accustomed to confronting and admitting his...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT In a rare act of self-reflection, future former US President Donald J. Trump has admitted to sources that the ‘239,000 elderly votes would have helped’ during the election. Taking a break from challenging every close state that fell the blue way to speak to the press, a sombre Trump admits he wished he’d handled the coronavirus epidemic a little...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In an unprecedented admission, Future Former President Trump has finally conceded that the 1983 America’s Cup was won by the creatively-named Australian yacht Australia II.  Australia II is a 12m racing yacht that was launched in 1982 and is not to be confused with the original Australia which is a much larger vessel with a crew of 25 million people.  In...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In an unexpected development, President Trump has caused a spectacle at the historic Betoota RSL over the weekend after missing out on the meat tray.  In what has been interpreted as an attempt to add credibility to his position after the disappointing election results, Trump visited the iconic RSL on Friday night, accompanied by a substantial Secret Service...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fashion publication US Vogue have made history this week by featuring British pop singer Harry Styles as its first-ever male cover star. He is also apparently the first ever white male to look like he's comfortable wearing a dress, according to woke Twitter. The cover immediately sparked emotive online and media conversations around masculinity and gender, as photos were pinballed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Season 4 of Netflix’s The Crown, has opened with a bang, literally and historically - as Monarchists and Anti-Monarchists alike tune in for the newest instalment of the historical drama series. This season follows the royal family from 1977 to 1990, and introduces the world to a teenage Diana Spencer, as well as the early escalations of The Troubles...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of The United States of America has today taken some time off from golf to tie up a few loose ends. Speaking from the Whitehouse, where he is very much not a lame-duck President, Trump has followed through on a pre-election promise and fired Dr. Anthony Fauci. In his place, Trump is reportedly set to appoint...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Trump’s desperate bid to hang on to the White House has verged into "now that's just sad" territory over the weekend, after his campaign hosted a major press conference at a Philadelphia landscaping business situated between a crematorium and and adult entertainment shop. Trump was playing golf on Saturday morning when the results came through that Pennsylvania and...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The still current President of the United States has today had a much-needed win. After making par on a couple of holes, Donald Trump managed to stay ahead of some businessman he was playing and subsequently called time on the round. This comes 24 hours after the election was called against him, despite him having an early lead...