Americans So Mad They Might Even Consider Thinking About Possibly Voting
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
As the US completes the transition from a dangerous place full of guns into a dangerous place full of guns and riots, some protestors have signaled that they are so dissatisfied with how their country is being run that they might even vote if they get around to it.
Unlike Australia, where voting is compulsory for everyone over...
New Revelations Allege That Prince Andrew’s Was Directly Involv.. Meghan Markle Is A Brat!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
New allegations reveal that The Duke of York has "sought to falsely portray himself" as willing to talk to investigators over his ties to alleged child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, the US prosecutor in charge of the investigation has said.
US attorney Geoffrey Berman said Prince Andrew "has repeatedly declined" request to schedule an interview.
The duke will not be...
Planet Earth Starting To Notice A Pattern Of Rich White Boys Going Missing During A Crisis
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Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has rapidly changed his tune on the Coronavirus outbreak over the last few weeks, after initially dismissing the pandemic as 'just a little flu'.
Since his initial attempts at denying the seriousness of the situation, Brazil has recorded over 650,000 cases of COVID-19 and 34,000 deaths related to the illness, the third-highest number in the world,...
Trump Tells Supporters He’s Gonna Need Another 4 Years To Really Make America Great Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
USA President and former host of the Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump (73), famously won the 2016 presidential election running on the promise to ‘Make America Great Again.’
Due to the USA having a history of massacres, slavery and something called the McBiscuit, Trump failed to win over minority voters by promising to restore things to how they once were.
Yet,...
Link Established Between Peaked Beanies And Thinking Black Lives Matters Is An Attack On You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by the prominent Australian research think tank P.C.R.C.O.F has today found undeniable correlations between wearing surf brand beanies with brims and getting offended by the mobilisation of black people around the world.
Founded in early 2013, P.C.R.C.O.F (Poor Cunts Reading Comments On Facebook) is now one of the most prominent public policy advisors in Australian...
Woman’s Latest Wave Of Anxiety Either From 2nd Coffee Or Collapse Of Western Civilisation
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Betoota Heights resident Naomi Wells (24) is feeling a bit on edge today as she deals with an overwhelming sense that the meaningless suffering in the world she lives in is matched only by her own futility to influence positive change before she is inevitably dead and forgotten.
Seeking refuge in a prized indoor seat...
“Stealing From Your Own Communities Is Not The Solution,” Says Politician
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
In USA cities such as Minneapolis and New York, some peaceful protests as part of the Black Lives Matter movement have turned to riots and looting in response to the rubber bullet fuelled American-style of crowd control.
These images have not only prompted many to show their support for the movement but have encouraged brave...
Anti-Fascist Punk Takes Break From Smoking Bongs In Grandma’s Basement To Mastermind Race Riot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Ohio-based ANTIFA member, Marshall Kent (24), says he was never really that political in college.
That was until he saw Hillary Clinton undermine Bernie Sanders chance of winning the Democratic presidential nomination, in turn handballing the White House to a white supremacist.
After that, he started going to protests. Some of them were violent, but he always knew...
COVID-19 Decides To Go Easy On America Because Of All Their Civil Unrest
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The deadly Coronavirus that is currently killing hundreds of thousands of people around the world has today released a statement announcing plans to cut America a bit of slack, because they've got enough going on right now.
This comes as a great relief to the protestors and police currently marching the streets in response to the extreme civil...
Opponents Of Political Correctness Now Rather Vocal Advocates For It After A Couple Car Fires
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The political outsiders who have spent the last decade peddling fake news articles and voting for populist conservatives who don't pander to political correctness, are now starting to realise that maybe they enjoy living in a world where people go out of their way to not hurt each other.
Complete civil disorder has reached boiling point and curfews...