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FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Facebook creator and CEO Mark Zuckerberg is still recovering after learning that yet another boomer has unleashed a powerful copy/paste message to prevent Facebook from using their personal data or photos. The bombshell was dropped at this morning when retired insurance assessor Colleen Haenkel saw the viral message had been posted by a friend and quickly reposted it, thereby immediately granting her data...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Will many still claim that the Canberra Raiders should be the 2019 NRL Champions around Australia, in one distant part of the world that is in fact the case. A small village outside of Monrovia, the capital of the Western African nation of Liberia is that place on the map where the Raiders are the rightful champions of...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some slightly concerning entertainment news this morning, it has been confirmed that Brad Pitt is 56. This comes after the Hollywood star won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for his role in Once Upon a Time In Hollywood. The nod to the man who broke onto the screen all those years ago with that tight little...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In breaking news from the glitz and glamour of the 92nd Academy Awards, the man behind the viral video of a couple of blokes going fishing has come from nowhere to win the Oscar for Best Director. Despite not even being nominated in the category the man behind the 'Not Bhed' video from the Brown Cardigan production company,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the film industries A-Listers arrived on the red carpet at the 92nd annual Oscars ceremony, the female guests remained clench-jawed while the world judges what they are wearing and the male guests wore the same type of suits they always wear. However, for one Gold Coast-via Dalby former Neighbours star – It’s almost like she’s back at home,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke who has experienced nothing but shit talk and a dead mother at the hands of the salivating media and political castes who have decided his family are more equal than the rest of the world, is surprisingly not into this particular form of imperialism. The entire commonwealth are still rattled by the news that Prince Harry and his wife...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world and nation come to terms with the rapid spread of the devastating Coronavirus, the Government is today under fire for a glaring error. Desperately needing to get Australians out of the epicentre for the deadly virus in Wuhan, the Australian government has made the foolish mistake of showing the actual citizens of the country how...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact T.A.t.U were the Russian pop duo who rocked our worlds during the 00s, and as Brisbane woman Tyler Moore is today realising, the Veronicas are basically the Aussie version of them. During the 2000s t.A.t.U was certified gold in the United States with the international hits "All the Things She Said" and "Not Gonna Get Us". They rose to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Australian woman named Bianca Sams has today told DFAT that she's all good, thanks. The rejection came after someone from the department offered her a one-way ticket from the Hubei province in China to the quaint little Island of Christmas off the coast of Indonesia. The Political Science student from Betoota University who was doing an...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If climate change deniers needed another sign that climate change is real and we are all going to die when Earth becomes a fiery hell, today’s announcement from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) might be the one to change their minds. NASA today announced that instead of conducting a heat stress test in a specialised chamber, would-be...