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LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | CONTACT During a crisis, it is commonplace for high profile figures to seek assistance from the cream of the crop, especially if the cream also has a penchant for painting their face black. Proving once again that private education is a waste of money, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is dealing with the fall out of no less than three...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Global media giants have effectively stopped reporting on the billionaire sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, not even two months after his body was discovered in a prison cell in the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan. Initially breaking in heavyweight news mastheads New York Times, Washington Post and other leading daily newspapers, the media has since kind of lost interest in this story. It...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The overpopulated residents of the environmentally strained planet of Earth, are now at a loss of what to do to present concerning and urgent scientific findings to the political classes of Western Civilisation. Despite hundreds of years of warning from Indigenous populations about how the excessive burning of fossil fuels and severe deforestation might not be the most sustainable...

LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact In a shocking case of animal abuse it has been confirmed today a unconfirmed number of digital domesticated animals known as Neopets have starved to death after 15 years of neglect. Most popular during the mid-naughties, Neopets.com was best known for being the thing daytime TV parents were disproportionately concerned about after Pokemon and before Fortnite. An online Tamagotchi style...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Justin Trudeau is scrambling to halt further damage to his re-election campaign after being met with wave of racist incidents from his past. Less than five weeks before the federal election on 21 October, the Liberal leader’s campaign has been compromised by images and videos that show the Canadian Prime Minister couldn't stop dressing up in blackface before he...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After achieving the milestone of finishing highschool as friends, a group of young mates have now finally begun tackling the milestone of finishing a holiday as enemies. Having often been a responsible team leader in class group assignments, Sophie Hukins (18) has found herself frustrated with the criticisms from the rest of her group of friends as they travel...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of tomorrow, there will be legal adults walking the planet who were not alive when the twin towers came down. It's been 18 years since the September 11 attacks left nearly 3,000 people dead in the worst act of terrorism America has ever experienced - at both the World Trade Center, Pentagon and aboard Flight 93. The attacks marked the beginning...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In entertainment news today, a new movie has been announced casting Christopher Walken in an exciting new role. That role will be in the 2020 release College Dad, where Walken will play a bored single dad who moves across the road from his son's new College. The 76-year-old American actor, famous for his dark and sinister roles in a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has an extra spring in his step this week, claiming his job just got a whole lot easier. The Member for Dickson is reportedly ecstatic to hear the news of Robert Mugabe's passing late last week, and looks forward to being able to use the word 'Rhodesia' freely going forward - without being...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Flagship Channel 9 Current Affairs program 60 Minutes has wowed viewers today with the teaser 'for the most unmissable show ever.' The program has released promotional videos spruiking their upcoming expose on how Meghan Markle 'isn't fitting into the Royal family,' according to old people. Yet to air, the program has already caused outrage across the globe,...