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Met Gala Security Taking Precautions To Prevent Any Drive-By Bitch Slaps From Feuding Millennial Rappers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most talked-about event in the celebrity calendar, the Meta Gala has arrived! Editor-in-Chief of Vogue Anna Wintour is welcoming the special guests to the event, which is this year themed: The Garden of Time. Both Vogue Magazine and the Instagram discovery page are documenting every dress and every new nose, with the red carpet currently saturated with some of...

Tim Naki Set To Be Appointed New Zealand’s Treasurer

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT New Zealand's political landscape looks set for quite a shake up this year, with an outsider being tipped to take over the country's books. Facing down a 10 million dollar deficit after a tough couple of years, the current government has today decided to call in the big guns. And, as the lay of the land currently lies, the...

Dutton, Howard And Abbott Depart For LA To Attend Funeral Of Persecuted Christian Figure, OJ Simpson

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT OJ Simpson, a former United States football star turned Hollywood actor, who was acquitted of murder in a widely broadcasted trial in the 1990s, has died at age 76. In a statement shared on social media on Thursday morning, Simpson’s family said he died on Wednesday after a battle with illness. Known by the nickname “The Juice” - Simpson was...

World’s Biggest Nerd Officially Ruins Sambas Trend For Gen-Z Girlies

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Vinnies stores around the country have been flooded with Adidas Sambas this morning as Australia’s Gen Z girlies mourn the death of their favourite shoe. Once labelled “The It Girl’s Favourite Sneaker” by Vogue magazine, Adidas Sambas have been on a heater as of late, enjoying a golden run as a fashionable bit of footwear. After being spotted...

Boeing Release First Images Of New Updated State Of The Art And Incredibly Safe 737MAX

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The manufacturers of the world's most scandal prone airline have today looked to hose down some negative PR with a shiny new reveal. Boeing have come forward to reveal an exciting new updated version of their 737MAX. Featuring a total of 4 cabin windows and a rustiness appropriate for a 1985 Holden Astra that's been left in the...

US Authorities Warn International Fugitive ‘P. Diddy’ May Go By Several Different Names

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT US authorities have put the word out that alleged human trafficker P. Diddy may be travelling under several different names to avoid capture. Born Sean Combs, the rapper known as P.Diddy started his vague musical career as 'Puffy' before changing it to Puff Daddy before changing to P.Diddy, then just Diddy, then Sean Combs, then Sean P.Diddy Combs, P.Diddy...

Royal Family Forced To Apologise AGAIN After Yet Another Digitally Altered Photo Is Discovered

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The PR nightmares surrounding Britain's royal family have continued today, with fresh claims about yet ANOTHER doctored photo. With Princess Kate Middleton avoiding the limelight for the last few months, the rumour mill has gone into overdrive in regards to her whereabouts. Recovering from abdominal surgery had been the reason offered up as to her lack of appearance...

14 Dead At US School After Disgruntled Student Walks In With A Semi-Automatic TikTok

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad but very predictable news from the home of the brave and the land of the free,* a local school is dealing with another tragedy after a disgruntled student entered the grounds with a loaded semi-automatic TikTok. It's believed to be tenth mass casualty caused by the app this year, all but ensuring that law makers...

Royal Family Confirms Prince Louis’s 360 Shove-It On The Tech Deck Was Not Digitally Altered

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As conspiracies rage about the whereabouts of Kate Middleton, a digitally altered image posted to social media from an official British Royal Family account has sent the rumour mill into overdrive. Hours after the picture was published on Sunday, several large news wire services including the Associated Press (AP), Agence France Presse (AFP), Getty Images, the Press Association (PA)...

Bloke From Auckland Talks About His Hometown Like It’s As Dangerous As Chicago Under Al Capone

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Auckland man who now lives in Australia has today struggled to last longer than 15 minutes without mentioning how rough it is back home. 30-year-old Eden Ellerslie hasn't lived in the Land Of The Long White Cloud for ten years, but that doesn't mean he's forgotten his roots. Because, according to Eden, it's quite hard to forget the extremely...

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