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KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Vinnies stores around the country have been flooded with Adidas Sambas this morning as Australia’s Gen Z girlies mourn the death of their favourite shoe. Once labelled “The It Girl’s Favourite Sneaker” by Vogue magazine, Adidas Sambas have been on a heater as of late, enjoying a golden run as a fashionable bit of footwear. After being spotted...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The manufacturers of the world's most scandal prone airline have today looked to hose down some negative PR with a shiny new reveal. Boeing have come forward to reveal an exciting new updated version of their 737MAX. Featuring a total of 4 cabin windows and a rustiness appropriate for a 1985 Holden Astra that's been left in the...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT US authorities have put the word out that alleged human trafficker P. Diddy may be travelling under several different names to avoid capture. Born Sean Combs, the rapper known as P.Diddy started his vague musical career as 'Puffy' before changing it to Puff Daddy before changing to P.Diddy, then just Diddy, then Sean Combs, then Sean P.Diddy Combs, P.Diddy...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The PR nightmares surrounding Britain's royal family have continued today, with fresh claims about yet ANOTHER doctored photo. With Princess Kate Middleton avoiding the limelight for the last few months, the rumour mill has gone into overdrive in regards to her whereabouts. Recovering from abdominal surgery had been the reason offered up as to her lack of appearance...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad but very predictable news from the home of the brave and the land of the free,* a local school is dealing with another tragedy after a disgruntled student entered the grounds with a loaded semi-automatic TikTok. It's believed to be tenth mass casualty caused by the app this year, all but ensuring that law makers...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As conspiracies rage about the whereabouts of Kate Middleton, a digitally altered image posted to social media from an official British Royal Family account has sent the rumour mill into overdrive. Hours after the picture was published on Sunday, several large news wire services including the Associated Press (AP), Agence France Presse (AFP), Getty Images, the Press Association (PA)...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Auckland man who now lives in Australia has today struggled to last longer than 15 minutes without mentioning how rough it is back home. 30-year-old Eden Ellerslie hasn't lived in the Land Of The Long White Cloud for ten years, but that doesn't mean he's forgotten his roots. Because, according to Eden, it's quite hard to forget the extremely...

ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACT After weeks of global speculation around the whereabouts of the Princess of Wales - the Royal Family has finally issued a statement this week. The millions of concerned and/or bored suburban mums hypothesising on the Princess's disappearance since January can finally breathe a sigh of relief that the she is alive and well on set for the next season...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An American TV presenter has been left utterly dumbfounded after discovering that an elderly Eastern European man loves talking about European history for an extended period of time, uninterrupted. A trait commonly associated with senior men from almost every part of Southern and Eastern Europe, these long-winded ramblings dissect events that date back millennia, and thoroughly outline changes to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our friends across the dutch are today revelling in the show of a lifetime. Tuning in from milk bars and offices around the country, New Zealand has marvelled at a musical performance from a man at very the top of his game. The performance in question was that of superstar Usher, who took to the stage for the...