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Australian Forgets He’s Overseas And Casually Weaves C-Bomb Into Conversation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SPEAKING CANDIDLY TO HIS NEW friends at an after-work drinks party on a New York City rooftop, Peter Michaels forgot he was in the capital of world commerce and casually dropped a c-bomb mid-conversation. "Yeah mate, I hate that new cunt in HR. I can't wait until the prick goes cunt up at the Christmas...

Gina Rinehart Spotted In Shanghai Teaching Chinese Businessmen How To Push Cattle

24 October 2016. 11:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has been spotted in regional Shanghai teaching members of her Chinese joint venture partnership how to ride horses and push cattle as she prepares to buy an iconic collection pastoral land in northern and central Australia. This comes after the announcement of an all-Australian syndicate putting forward $386 million for the Kidman cattle empire, outbidding...

“This Is Fucking Crook” Says Rest Of The World

20 October 2016. 14:25 EDITORIAL The rest of the world stood in horror today, as the last remaining media publications that cover politics live-streamed the most important political confrontation of modern history. Two of the must unlikable and untrustworthy American public figures battled it out for over an hour debating things that presidential candidates should have no business talking about. Namely: Emmy Awards...

Backpacker’s head still spinning 6 weeks after smoking that first Gitanes in Paris

19 October, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ROMAN DONAGHUE ENJOYED THE occasional Winfield Sky Blue after a few work drinks on a Friday afternoon, he'd never consider himself to be one of those smokers that doctors frown upon. Waking up the next morning, he'd always feel a 'cheeky guilt' over having a sneaky ciggie. However, he's tragically still feeling...

Carl Barron wins 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact COMEDIAN CARL BARRON HAS taken out the 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart this afternoon, after nearly a decade of entering the competition. While travelling around Australia, Paul Kelly made his first public performance in 1974 in Hobart. He sang a few Bob Dylan numbers in a small Salamanca Place folk club - and the...

Ipswich Grandma Is Fine With Sexual Assault So Long As Perpetrator Also Dislikes Muslims

10 October 2016. 12:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A popular Ipswich grandmother says Donald Trump’s boasting about being able to sexually molest women with impunity is probably no worse than what a lot of men say to each other behind closed doors. The Republican candidate today faced a second live debate with Hillary Clinton today, amid revelations that he boasted of his...

“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A

23 September, 2016. 14:00 CLANCY OVERELL| Editor | CONTACT Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump has today condemned Australian expats living in the US during a supporter rally in California. The crowd roared as the New York entreprenuer reaffirmed his belief that “the worst elements in Australia are being pushed into the United States by the Australian government.” “The largest suppliers of B-list actors, bartenders, anti-semitics...

US rapper Ludacris advises Turnbull to ‘move bitch, get out tha way’ after meeting in New York

22 September, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SOUTHERN RAP SENSATION LUDACRIS had some choice words for the Australian prime minister last in New York after the pair shook hands at a meet and greet hosted by Melbournese businessman Antony Pratt. The heir to the Visy cardboard empire threw a party for the Liberal leader as he wraps up his whirlwind...

Angelina Jolie Spotted With New Aussie Toy Boy, Former Spin Bowler Shane Warne

22 September, 2016. 15:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recently single Hollywood superstar, Angelina Jolie, didn't appear too heartbroken by her imminent divorce to third husband Brad Pitt overnight. The 41-year-old was seen leaving a high end LA restuarant last night with a man who is rumoured to be her newest sexual conquest, Australian spin bowler Shane Keith Warne. Warne, who has in...

Perth Man In London Stoked To Find Pub With Cheap £11 Pints

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Western Australia is home to the highest rates of 'wanderlust' in the country, prompting the youth to travel far and wide before they return home to roost. One of the main reasons why young Western Australians yearn for the unknown is the prohibitive cost of getting blind in the Perth, their capital and the most isolated city...

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